I try to be a LAD

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:26 pm

So this is one of my rare posts and its one I'm sure more of us care to admit happens, i bedded the fat ugly chick. Met her online didn't get any good pictures so was hard to make out, pictures definitely from what i could tell made her look better. So anyways we chatted and arranged a date, iv already got sex planned even if shes insisting it aint going to happen, then i meet her and honestly have second thoughts. But easier said then done I'm a barman and after serving a few drinks they (was others in the bar ofc) get me drinking some of my stronger cocktails, wasn't long before things were going the direction i kind of wanted but not as much as if she was prettier. Anyways i digress.

Iv since realized shes pretty good in the sack albeit I'm not going down on that smelly pussy again but I'm not sure if i should have another ride before i make up some lame excuse to end things. I know the LAD rule is every hole is a goal but this aint a nice goal, but its fun to take shots at. verdicts one more ride or just distance before she starts getting too many ideas about relationships and shit? should add that she tells me she has the coil, can i really trust her i know enough to know that there's a strong chance she cant have kids but as for the coil i don't know if i can trust her she wont let me bag it so a shag will be unprotected.

yes i get it this is very disrespectful, not nice and honestly makes me a jerk. I can live with that.

Swindler · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:32 pm

That she's ugly she cant do shit for, plastic surgeys wont help. How ever, fat?! Dump that bitch, be honest and say it's because she's fat, and she are welcome to suck your dick as soon she have lost some weight. You shouldn't bang fat people, you make them believe obesity is OK.

Obesity is a disease.

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:38 pm

**** im not gona wait for her to get thin, fat aint that bad just not pretty to look at the hole is stil a hole.

but i had to laugh how you worded things lol

Herp_Derp · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 2:54 pm

Id just keep hitting it tbh.
Whenever you meet up with her or w/e make sure it always involves drinking or at some point going for drinks, makes things a lot easier

About that coil thing Id be cautious about that girls always trying trap dudes.

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:04 pm

well a kid aint the worse thing ever but iv got no money for it so she really is barking up the wrong tree, i might just say i rather it bagged til we know each other more or some bs like that. yeh i know how to make enough drinks to stop me caring, kamikaze's ftw

Herp_Derp · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:18 pm

Ya I know the feeling, I'm broke as hell lol, esp since my job ended a few weeks ago.
Just keep doing what your doing dude, it seems to be working so far.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

iv already got sex planned

Eh?
Having sex on a first date is usually a mistake! Don't ya think so?

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 3:43 pm

course but if you dont push the boundries how do you know what shes willing to do? in this case she was the one pushing for it, but if you can get it on the first date why not? i lost my virginity on a 2nd date thats stil pretty quick

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

eeewwwwwwwwww......

Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

In before MrTwilinger :!:

We can't talk about personnal life experiences here. :soosad:

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:59 pm

lol just got a bollocking from my mom, a 22yr old man stil gets moaned at by my mom for sleeping with a girl with no real intention of calling her back.

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*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

course but if you dont push the boundries how do you know what shes willing to do? in this case she was the one pushing for it.

Simply, most women who want to have sex with you... will make it very easy for it to happen
On the other hand.. If she doesn't want to have sex with you.. she will make it "very difficult" for it to happen. Isn't it so?

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:42 pm

true, i find the whole nice guy thing and letting them think your not after sex actually works, espesh if you back off from the first advance (whether you started it or her) after that its easier she thinks your not just in it for sex.

When you say nobody cares you mean you dont care lol iv never lowered myself to these standards before wanted an honest oppinion from others what to do.

woutR · **Posted:** Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:09 pm

_MvP_ · **Joined:** Jan 2009 **Posts:** 1423 **Location:**

Swindler wrote:

That she's ugly she cant do shit for, plastic surgeys wont help. How ever, fat?! Dump that bitch, be honest and say it's because she's fat, and she are welcome to suck your dick as soon she have lost some weight. You shouldn't bang fat people, you make them believe obesity is OK.

Obesity is a disease.

Hahahahahaha, made my day.

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

Swindler wrote:

That she's ugly she cant do shit for, plastic surgeys wont help. How ever, fat?! Dump that bitch, be honest and say it's because she's fat, and she are welcome to suck your dick as soon she have lost some weight. You shouldn't bang fat people, you make them believe obesity is OK.

Obesity is a disease.

Agreed.

Azilius · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 4236 **Location:** CS:GO

[SD]Master_Wong wrote:

every hole is a goal

wat

does this mean you **** guys too

srsly that's some terrible advice with or without guys in the equation

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:30 am

decided to just not bother with her now, leave it at that

.curve · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:47 am

This whole thread deserves a huge cool story, bro.

But seriously, I realize it's summer vacation and stuff but come on guys.

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

- Not attracted to her physically
- Needing alcohol to help
- Sex on the first date
- Huge possibility of leading her believe its now a relationship
- Not sure if she can be trusted
- Next sexual encounter might go down with no protection

Tragedy....horror....drama...... Cant wait to see how this folds out...

MrTwilliger · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 1374 **Location:** Hiding

Skyve wrote:

In before MrTwilinger :!:

We can't talk about personnal life experiences here. :soosad:

Darn right you can't! >_>

I'll save you the giant wall of text that will pretty much emulate everything your mother would say and simply leave you with this. Yes, this is disrespectful. Yes, this isn't nice at all and you really are a complete and utter jerk. And I really, really hope for your sake that you can live with that knowledge.

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:14 pm

MrTwilliger wrote:

Skyve wrote:

In before MrTwilinger :!:

We can't talk about personnal life experiences here. :soosad:

Darn right you can't! >_>

I'll save you the giant wall of text that will pretty much emulate everything your mother would say and simply leave you with this. Yes, this is disrespectful. Yes, this isn't nice at all and you really are a complete and utter jerk. And I really, really hope for your sake that you can live with that knowledge.

i told her the truth, that i dont want a relationship, im going to uni in 6 weeks so no chance of anything happening, and told her about wanting to do nasty shit to her (granted when iv drank some)...she proposed we stay friends and have some benefits...guess im not a jerk bit of a wtf kind of reply from her means i can have best of both worlds when drunk sleep with her when sober shes actually really nice and be a laugh to be around.

end of dilema

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

BuDo wrote:

Tragedy....horror....drama...... Cant wait to see how this folds out...

like my penis....

Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

penfold1992 wrote:

BuDo wrote:

Tragedy....horror....drama...... Cant wait to see how this folds out...

like my penis....

penfold12
penisfold12

I get it dude

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

it has nothing to do with my name -.- google penfold if you wanna see what my name is based on.

what was the 12 about?

Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

penfold1992 wrote:

it has nothing to do with my name -.- google penfold if you wanna see what my name is based on.

what was the 12 about?

"John Penfold (priest), a British Anglican priest"

Cool menz.

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

bingo

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Dangermouse...

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