People messing with crocodiles...nice

Rawr · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:40 am

"Oh, this alligator can snap my arm off like a twig? I think I'll stick my hand in its mouth."

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:50 am

NSFW. :/

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

They probably don't lift, the guy in Anaconda took one out like it was nothing.

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Azilius · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 4236 **Location:** CS:GO

Holy **** when the crocodile starts spinning. That may be the worst thing I ever saw

Fury · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1596 **Location:**

Every single one of them got what they deserved

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:23 pm

The last one looks like it isn't real. The body goes up too fast, and it doesn't fall down again.

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

Ok, that was pretty bad. What happened to the last guy though?

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

ltsune wrote:

That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Nah someone else got it at the last second for an extra 3$

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

OMFG... They're all a bunch of idiots!

Ganja · **Joined:** Sep 2009 **Posts:** 1494 **Location:**

It looks like a ten year old made this video with the dumb text transitions. The last one is an obvious fake and most of those were alligators not crocodiles.

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

Squirt wrote:

ltsune wrote:

That must really hurt - auch.

On one hand (yes I still have mine (pun intended)), I cannot help but feel sorry for these guys. I mean, it must hurt like hell. But on the other hand, they should have thought about the risk before doing this.

I feel real bad for the last person, though. Anyone know if it bid off his head and he died?

Nah someone else got it at the last second for an extra 3$

Oh you!

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

When the crocodile started barrel rolling omg.

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:21 pm

Natural selection.

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:57 pm

lol @ last one

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Bartic wrote:

Natural selection.

Well.. "stupidity" Is natural selection.

Melez · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:37 pm

that rolling ugh holy shit :soosad:

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

They call that roll the death roll....Crocs use it all the time to tear the flesh from their kill since they cant hold their food with their stubby hands/appendages...

Can you imagine if that Croc in the first part of the video did the death roll with that guy's head in its mouth?...Would be the most fcked up way to die... People are just dumb at times...too dumb..

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

I was kinda surprised it could do the roll on the ground that easily.

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:55 am

BuDo wrote:

They call that roll the death roll....Crocs use it all the time to tear the flesh from their kill since they cant hold their food with their stubby hands/appendages...

Can you imagine if that Croc in the first part of the video did the death roll with that guy's head in its mouth?...Would be the most fcked up way to die... People are just dumb at times...too dumb..

O.U.C.H.

Snazzi · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1856 **Location:** Qué ?

Laughed at the first two, but that dude got it bad... Stupid shit though, even as a zookeeper, why would you want to put your hands anywhere near a croc's mouth?

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Snazzi wrote:

why would you want to put your hands anywhere near a croc's mouth?

For the $ and for the thrill?

Ganja · **Joined:** Sep 2009 **Posts:** 1494 **Location:**

The guy who had his head in the alligators mouth was lucky, the alligator didn't seem to bite down hard and he didn't roll on him. The guys who are putting their hands in the gators mouths are most likely people who work at some sort of alligator sanctuary where they capture wild gators and put them in these pens and hold shows for the $ as said above so not really a zoo keeper. No self respecting zoo keeper would play with a gator or any other animal like that.

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

Seriously, they think that the alligator/crocodile is not going to bite?

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Man Catches Crocodile

Quote:

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.

DarkJackal · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 6119 **Location:** A den~

I always wanted a baby alligator as a pet. Saw some at a local pet shop long time ago, they were pretty cool. But obviously it would of gotten to big to keep lol.

Majorharper · **Posted:** Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:44 pm

The only man manly enough to mess with crocs

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

It's a pity! He died! ^

Ganja · **Joined:** Sep 2009 **Posts:** 1494 **Location:**

DarkJackal wrote:

I always wanted a baby alligator as a pet. Saw some at a local pet shop long time ago, they were pretty cool. But obviously it would of gotten to big to keep lol.

If they stayed that size they would be a really fun pet to have.

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