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A while back I had a stupid dream. Thought it might be fun to share.

I dreamed that I was walking along the main street of our neighborhood, and there was an old man sitting there selling ice cream.
Upon closer inspection the ice cream turned out to be pickle flavored.
It was a two-tone soft-serve in a cone. Half white, half pickle green (maybe a few tints lighter).
There were whole pickles sticking out from it, and there was also dill for decoration (As is usually found floating around in pickle jars... at least I've always assumed it to be dill).

My dumbass sleeping brain decided that sounded weird but interesting enough to try.
I ordered one, and held my pin card near the pin machine to pay.
But the sum that popped up was €35!
I shouted "WTF 35 Euros!?" but, before I could pull my card away, I had already accidentally paid via the proximity feature.

And then I woke up...

I didn't get to find out if it was a clerical error and whether the price was supposed to have been €3.50.
I didn't get my money back either.
And I didn't get to try my overpriced pickle ice cream

I woke up feeling super bamboozled

Aw man.... so, have you tried making your own pickle ice? Maybe you too can charge €35 per serving! That'd be a sick business :p

Today I woke up from a funny dream lmao

I dreamt that I was wandering around an unspecified historic city.
And I stumbled across the exposed ruins of what was apparently an ancient Roman bank office.
I wandered around and somewhere on it I found a carved mural sculpture that was apparently an advertisement for an ancient savings account service.
The mural consisted of one man holding out his hands towards another man, and the other man recoiling and pulling a grossed out face.
Underneath was an inscription that read: "Behold! Smell my pinky and seethe with jealousy as you experience a fraction of how stinking rich I have become!"