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Awesome. Gonna have to add that one to my repetoire.

What's wet and red and hangs from the ceiling?
The baby on a meat hook.

What's black and bubbly and spins in circles?
The baby in the microwave.

I believe I have been trumped.

Those three are the only ones I remember but they're good ones.

ok a old lady is walking down the street with two bags and one is ripped with 20 dollar bills falling out and a cop sees her and stops her he asks " hey your dropping your money" she says oh i didnt see that the cop says " why do you have so much money" she says " well i live next to a baseball field and guys come to my back yard to take a piss in my bushes so i wait on the other side with some big clippers and say "give me 20 bucks or ill cut your dick off" the cop says so whats in the other bag she says "some guys dont pay up"

this topic rox!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to look for a giant Mangyang .

Yo momma's so stupid, she named her character "PuR3_InT" but the build was pure str.

Yo momma's so stupid, she did a trade run from Jangan to Hotan and then when she arrived at Hotan, she forgot to buy loot.

More coming soon.

Nah, that's okay.

Forgot all about dead baby jokes.
These are pretty graphic.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an ax

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar?
About 500 calories.

How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw--M-E-O-W-W...

I have my own version of the baby jokes that I have heard from friends.

Three worst things in the world.

3) Truck-full of dead babies.
2) One is still alive trying to eat it's way out.
1) Unloading them with a pitchfork