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Isis
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Post subject:  Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:04 pm |
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One for the ladies
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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* Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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Send this to bright, funny women you know and make their day!
And send this to bright men who have enough sense of humour to take it!
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Snudge
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:06 pm |
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Bastet wrote: Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
I'm a rumor. 
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Rivalry
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:14 pm |
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Amelie
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 9:24 pm |
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Bastet wrote:
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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that was so hilarious!!
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Rainigul
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:22 pm |
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That was great, but 6 and 8 were kinda contradictory.
Still badass though.
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Draquish
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:49 pm |
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Quote: Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
I giggled*
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Rainigul
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:52 pm |
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Bastet wrote: Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Lol, this one was the best, but it's little girls that whine. At least in my experience.
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XemnasXD
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 11:06 pm |
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have we solved the toilet seat mystery yet?
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Jstar1
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 3:47 am |
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Belgarath wrote: I smirked a little.
In response to being plugged in to an idiot.
You get AIDS.
+1
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Fat_Smurf
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:31 am |
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XemnasXD wrote: have we solved the toilet seat mystery yet?
cause they fall in?
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TacticalMedic
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 7:38 am |
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Fat_Smurf wrote: XemnasXD wrote: have we solved the toilet seat mystery yet? cause they fall in? Im not quite sure its that 
But you never know, maybe....hygiene (sp?) reasons 
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TOloseGT
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:09 am |
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i hate men, they steal women from other women.
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TwelveEleven
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:16 pm |
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TOloseGT wrote: i hate men, they steal women from other women.
I love lesBIens though  ..
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takolin
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:05 pm |
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I didn't find them that funny.
> >An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a
> >pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys
> >them
> >and wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their hotel room and
> >says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"
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> >Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
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> >Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good look. Notice
> >anything different about me?"
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> >Bessie looks again, "Nope."
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> >Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
> >back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again, he
> >asks, alittle louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"
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> >Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down
> >today, it was hanging down yesterday, and the damn thing will be
> >hanging
> >down again tomorrow."
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> >Furious, Sam Yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THE SON OF A BITCH IS
> >HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S
> >LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"
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> >To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam..... Shoulda
> >bought a hat."
I hereby excuse myself for the "> >"'s, I'm too lazy to delete them.
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Shadowman20818
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:08 pm |
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