Woman gets the right to masturbate at work

Temperature · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 9:37 am

http://synthesis.net/2011/05/13/woman-g ... e-at-work/

Spoiler!

This sounded fun at first. Then i thought to myself... 47 TIMES??? It must not be fun at all for her after all...

Anyone heard of this disease before? What would you think if your co-workers had the right to masturbate at work?

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MrTwilliger · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 1374 **Location:** Hiding

47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>

NuclearSilo · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 10:05 am

Yo need to eat a lot able to provide all the liquids that come out :shock:

cribs96 · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 10:34 am

Omg..
More like addiction..

asusi · **Joined:** Jul 2008 **Posts:** 3223 **Location:**

pic of the woman who we are talking about :d

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002401208197

CeLL · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 1:16 pm

asusi wrote:

pic of the woman who we are talking about :d

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002401208197

Activities: SEXO ,TRIOS ORGIAS

IceCrash · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 1:24 pm

MrTwilliger wrote:

47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>

damn man, u need to step up ur game up

Temperature · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 1:49 pm

i lol'd at her profile

Fiction · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 2:11 pm

IceCrash wrote:

MrTwilliger wrote:

47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>

damn man, u need to step up ur game up

^This

Also, it says her co-workers were curious why her hands always smelled funny :roll:

(something about burnt hair and fish)

Breed · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 2:54 pm

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

'bout time.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Oh dear!
I wonder how much work she is actually getting done.

[SD]Master_Wong · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 4:22 pm

love to date a woman like that, i mean if your around and she needs to orgasm way more fun way could there be

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

asusi · **Joined:** Jul 2008 **Posts:** 3223 **Location:**

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Gladiator_RN · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 7:28 pm

47 times. Darn.

CeLL · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 7:36 pm

most i ever went on solo missions was 7 times in 1 day.

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

She should switch her career and become a porn star...kill two birds with one stone and probably get paid way more.

I can't imagine people feeling comfortable working with her everyday. Nobody wants to touch door handles, coffee mugs, paperwork, pens etc.

On the other hand all the dudes that worked there knowing she's always rubbing one out are walking around the office with boners saying it's not their fault.

CeLL · **Posted:** Tue May 17, 2011 1:11 pm

... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.

NuclearSilo · **Posted:** Tue May 17, 2011 2:29 pm

CeLL wrote:

... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.

^ Best quote of the year :sohappy:

Apy · **Posted:** Tue May 17, 2011 2:43 pm

CeLL wrote:

... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.

ROFLMAO.

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