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Doron
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Post subject: Funny little religulous story.  Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:42 pm |
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So, as the forum's official homo I have a fun little story for ya'll.
As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
That was cuz I had a boyfriend.
Now, thing is, that son of a bitch just broke up with me.
Why you ask, you're you're cute, hot, and a totally cool person.
Well, he broke up with me because all of the sudden he realized he's christian, and that he can't be with a man because of his religion and his surroundings (I was his first one)
He even told me he loved me and we had sex.
And then he also said while breaking up that during sex he was thinking that he was doing something wrong.
I didn't notice it and my ass certainly didn't either.
So, if someone breaks up with you because of fuckin' religion, how would you feel? If that person couldn't even have an orgasm because he/she was too busy thinking about religion while having sex with you?
Discuss, happy new year!
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:49 pm |
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wat?
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:53 pm |
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Shomari wrote: wat? +1 but at least u finally fell out of the closet
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:56 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:02 pm |
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Dayum thats more than we would want to know about the sex part.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:30 pm |
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Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a woman. Problem solved.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:32 pm |
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Doron wrote: As you might have noticed I haven't been online much for the past week or three.
No, I did not. 
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:12 am |
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NuclearSilo wrote: Plain and simple, have an operation to cut your dick and change it into a pussy. There you go, you are a man with a mutilated penis & fake tits. Problem solved. Fixed that for you.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:16 am |
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Normally people troll for lulzies; it's too bad you do it for attention.
It's not entertaining for us.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:20 am |
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:21 am |
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Shame. You weren't doing to bad with your new identity.
**** it! Someone bring forth the motivational pic.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:24 am |
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tl;dr: Honey, during sex, turned a gay man straight.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:41 am |
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 shocked, i was not.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:59 am |
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Aww man I hope this is a troll.
I really do.
If it's not, may I just ask one question?
WHY?!
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:02 am |
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disgusting thread is disgusting.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:03 am |
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Seji wrote: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:46 am |
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I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:55 am |
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I don't even know if this is a joke... HejsaN wrote: I knew it all along, I have no problem of men being gay, but this is just to much, keep it for yourself please. I think we all kind of knew.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:59 am |
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It is probably a joke, but it is still fucking disgusting
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:06 am |
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Doron wrote: as the forum's official homo no your the forum flamer. mansex is the forum homo. big difference.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:40 am |
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uh, wtf is this?
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:21 am |
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Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:44 am |
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Love wrote: Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all. There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:49 am |
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First I was  than I was  after that  after that  in the end I had an urge to  ya. overall :  Happy new year !
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:55 am |
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Is he actually homo or just trolling?
P.S: Nothing against homos broskis, calm down.
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Skyve
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:58 am |
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Gaigemasta wrote: why do I feel Doron is gonna kill himself tonite  A year before 2012, hurrr hurrr.
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Post subject: Re: Funny little religulous story. Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 4:03 am |
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HejsaN wrote: Love wrote: Just saying but you are all being rather lousy if this was to be true, nobody needs to hear how "ewwwww" it is to be what they are, on that note f k you all. There is also no need to hear that someone took it in the ass. this
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