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Temperature
Post subject: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:37 am
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Joined: Jan 2011Posts: 76Location: Center of the earth
http://synthesis.net/2011/05/13/woman-g ... e-at-work/ This sounded fun at first. Then i thought to myself... 47 TIMES??? It must not be fun at all for her after all...
Anyone heard of this disease before? What would you think if your co-workers had the right to masturbate at work?
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MrTwilliger
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 9:53 am
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Joined: May 2008Posts: 1374Location: Hiding
47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>
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NuclearSilo
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:05 am
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Joined: Aug 2006Posts: 8834Location: Age of Wushu
Yo need to eat a lot able to provide all the liquids that come out
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cribs96
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 10:34 am
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Joined: Mar 2011Posts: 33Location: Sydney, Australia
Omg.. More like addiction..
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asusi
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 12:57 pm
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CeLL
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 1:16 pm
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asusi wrote:
Activities: SEXO ,TRIOS ORGIAS
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IceCrash
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 1:24 pm
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Joined: Nov 2006Posts: 6816Location: Anything goes
MrTwilliger wrote:
47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>
damn man, u need to step up ur game up
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Temperature
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 1:49 pm
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Joined: Jan 2011Posts: 76Location: Center of the earth
i lol'd at her profile
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Fiction
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 2:11 pm
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Joined: Mar 2008Posts: 2147Location: Dead.(No Longer With Us)
IceCrash wrote:
MrTwilliger wrote:
47 times a day? Wow. I'd be lucky if I could do it twice in the same day. People have way too much stamina >_>
damn man, u need to step up ur game up
^This
Also, it says her co-workers were curious why her hands always smelled funny
(something about burnt hair and fish)
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Breed
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 2:54 pm
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heroo
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:23 pm
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'bout time.
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*BlackFox
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 3:34 pm
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Oh dear! I wonder how much work she is actually getting done.
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[SD]Master_Wong
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 4:22 pm
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Joined: Jan 2006Posts: 9544Location: London, United Kingdom
love to date a woman like that, i mean if your around and she needs to orgasm way more fun way could there be
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asusi
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 5:01 pm
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
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Gladiator_RN
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:28 pm
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47 times. Darn.
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CeLL
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Mon May 16, 2011 7:36 pm
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most i ever went on solo missions was 7 times in 1 day.
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BuDo
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 12:36 am
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She should switch her career and become a porn star...kill two birds with one stone and probably get paid way more. I can't imagine people feeling comfortable working with her everyday. Nobody wants to touch door handles, coffee mugs, paperwork, pens etc. On the other hand all the dudes that worked there knowing she's always rubbing one out are walking around the office with boners saying it's not their fault.
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CeLL
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 1:11 pm
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... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.
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NuclearSilo
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:29 pm
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CeLL wrote:
... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.
^ Best quote of the year
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Apy
Post subject: Re: Woman gets the right to masturbate at work
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 2:43 pm
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CeLL wrote:
... if i knew an ugly girl like that was rubbing one out id have to sue due to work related stress because my penis would retract inside my body.
ROFLMAO.
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