Sucks to be this guy...

Ownage · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1173 **Location:** SwSro!

Maybe not too much..

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It's just your classic tale of man tries to rob beauty salon, woman salon owner beats him up and drags him into the back room ... feeds him only Viagra and water, and keeps him as a sex slave for three straight days. It happened in real life, though it totally sounds like something right out of Pulp Fiction. Was Ving Rhames there? Anyone order a Royale with cheese?

This all went down in a rural Russian town where apparently women are raised to be ass-kicking sex-fiends with a penchant for keeping small businesses, and hostages. Olga Zajac, the 28-year-old salon owner, is one blonde beauty you don't want to mess with -- she's a black belt in karate and allegedly floored the robber with just one swift kick.

How long 'til you think Olga's on a plane to Hollywood to meet Quentin Tarantino?

Olga dragged the robber, 32-year-old Viktor Jasinski, into the back room and tied him up with a hair dryer cable and cuffed him to a radiator. Seeing as they were in a salon, I bet there were tons of those things lying around. She sounds resourceful. Anyway, she allegedly took off all his clothes and then proceeded to use him as a sex slave for three days. You know, to teach him a lesson. Smart move on her part force-feeding him the little blue pill ... I'm pretty sure he was not going to be naturally aroused.

Olga released Viktor after she was satisfied he'd learned a thing or two, and Viktor, to my surprise, went straight to the police. And when the cops came to the salon to ask Olga what happened, she said the coldest thing ever:

    What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food, and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.

Dang, Olga! If only new jeans could smooth over a three-day rapefest.

Both Olga and Viktor have been arrested, so it may take a while, but I'm sure Tarantino will fly Olga out at her earliest opportunity. She's the bad ass female lead we have been waiting for. She could play herself in a Tarantino thriller reminiscent of Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction. Maybe Daniel Craig could play the victimized Viktor. I can see it now ...

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/ ... risons_him

It seems very obvious a woman wrote the article.

Swindler · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:53 pm

Kinda old news. But his situation could be both good and bad depending if she is hot or not.

Ownage · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1173 **Location:** SwSro!

Swindler wrote:

Kinda old news. But his situation could be both good and bad depending if she is hot or not.

Really, just heard about it today. I remember reading somewhere that she was indeed hot.

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

i remember some topics about this a long time ago.

Fiction · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:09 pm

lol now turn it around... a female tries to rob a hardware store... owner ties her up in the back and forces her to have sex with him for 3 days straight... Hmmm probably a little bit different outcome.

Ownage · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1173 **Location:** SwSro!

Fiction wrote:

lol now turn it around... a female tries to rob a hardware store... owner ties her up in the back and forces her to have sex with him for 3 days straight... Hmmm probably a little bit different outcome.

lol was thinking same thing. That's why I made the reference about the author of the article, obvious woman praising a psycho bitch.

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:23 pm

Sucks?

MrJoey · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:52 am

Why did you use smaller font for the article? #StupidThingsPeopleDo

Gaigemasta · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 4474 **Location:**

possible pictures of her

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

Brb. Going to Russia to Rob a Salon.

Swindler · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 2:37 am

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Brb. Going to Russia to Rob a Salon.

Be sure to pick the right one. You dont wanna end up being a sex slave for someone like this.

Spoiler!

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:21 am

In soviet Russia, women fucks you.

Fiction · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:33 am

Swindler wrote:

Blackdragon6 wrote:

Brb. Going to Russia to Rob a Salon.

Be sure to pick the right one. You dont wanna end up being a sex slave for someone like this.

Spoiler!

I don't?

Ownage · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1173 **Location:** SwSro!

MrJoey wrote:

Why did you use smaller font for the article? #StupidThingsPeopleDo

I just used code...It's not very hard to read, and I provided the source so you could've clicked that.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

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Smart move on her part force-feeding him the little blue pill ... I'm pretty sure he was not going to be naturally aroused.

Le sigh.

Viagra only works if the person who takes it, is aroused but can't get an erection due to "mechanical" reasons. It does nothing for the libido of the man.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Holy crap... That's kind of disgusting!
Well, It's a crazy, crazy world we live in. Don't you agree? xD

The Invisible · **Joined:** Jan 2011 **Posts:** 2626 **Location:** Home ._.

*BlackFox wrote:

Holy crap... That's kind of disgusting!
Well, It's a crazy, crazy world we live in. Don't you agree? xD

Totally agree with you .

Doron · **Posted:** Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:43 pm

Whahahah lolld

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