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was busting some muzza dancing in a bar last night for the giggles with my crew.

then the hottest chix in the place come at me and ask me if I'm gay, so Im like "lol u say this cause im good looking, gay people are usually good looking"

she start to giggle and shit then she ask me how old I am, bitch is clearly thristy, so I say "17 but dont tell the bouncers" more giggles and shit, found out she's 18 lmao.

so there she go keep saiying she remember me from a place and she cant figure out, I got no idea who she is, might have seen her already but damn I get arund so many ganga when I go out...

Bang she remember it and say the last time she went to the 281 she saw me dancing lmao, 281 is a fmaous male stripper club in montreal ahahah, then I say no it's not me and start acting like I was lying, girl start to get all excited and shit lmao.

then I hand her my phone and pull out that vitalyz shit and tell her to put her number in my phone, she's confused and ask why, then I say I'm leaving for a female stripclub cause all the girls in this place are 7/10 and its boring. she get all pissed off and try to prove herself saying shit like "yeah then you'll see some hot chicks spend money and you'll be fapping once you're home"

stare at her, and drop the bomb on that bitch "you're saying this like you could offer me something better"


BOOM

then she took me home lol


Strongest pick up artist NA

GG

Why? lulz

so she get all excited thinking its me and she cant get all mad and say I lied to her if I say yes.

I'll take "Things that definitely happened" for 200, Alex.

Reddit.com/r/thathappened

I think we may be on the same page here.

Tempted to screenshot and post to cringepics for major lols