Poutine, urhg don't remember me
I was in Canada and thought, well let's give it a try.... I tried to say it as French as possible... Vous avez putains? was how it sounded T_T I know how to pronounce it now ok, I was 10 then. I didn't have any French lessons back then mkay.
The guy got really mad

especially when I explained it's gotta have cheese in it. Putains avec la fromage, oui oui oui.