SOME CRAZY, BUT TRUE STUFF

139022 · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 858 **Location:**

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

ummmm whats true? i mean good job copy and pasting from the internet
but apart from post some quite stupid questions.....well thats all you have
done, so yet again i have to ask. So whats true?

bladecarlo · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1116 **Location:**

Quote:

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

LOL xD

CobbZ · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 817 **Location:**

Well, for one, a novel is a type of story.

A book is something full of pages which can be anything from a novel, fantasy, fact book... Anything.

139022 · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 858 **Location:**

lol yeah i copied and pasted this , but its true. idk, im pretty damn confused right now stop asking me these questions!

Innovacious · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2446 **Location:**

They are questions. How can questions be true or false? Only answers can be true ir false...

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

139022 wrote:

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
I always thought it depended on the size of the book. >_<
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
When you die of a natural cause at an age of 60 and above
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I doubt it... o.o'
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
I suppose they own it to the extend of what they can dig o.o
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
No, it's a cold hot pocket.
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
They were too stupid to evolve. ^^
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I believe glue only sticks when it comes in contact with air orso... >_>
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
No clue what you're talking about.
Do penguins have knees?
They're birds. So, no.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Wha? o.o'

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Because the way to an emergency exit/the exit itself must be available for "use" at all times.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
To earn a living.
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
DO they have the bible in Libraries? o.o
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Because they're actually potatoes.
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
A one-humped camel is called a Dromedary, not a One-Humped camel.
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
o.o?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
Because they're 2 different types of birds.
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
I suppose so o.o But what use is a whole door if you're in jail o.O
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Does heaven exist?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
... Don't think so. Else you'd Implode ^^
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
How about a blind fortune teller? o.o
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
I'm dutch not american ^^
Can you cry underwater?
Yup.
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
I suppose so, heh.
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
No, not untill it breeds with another elephant in America
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
Different substances do that, which aren't in flavoured gum.
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
No, I suppose they'd check if he fainted or died. Call another doctor, rush surgery and take care of both.
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
It is? o.o' That's cruel, heh.
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
That one is true, lol
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
Not. >_>
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
No clue o.o
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Because the same dose might give a different reaction on seperate people.
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
-.-'
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Do not question the ways of the Vader.
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Yup. It's not about the person standing, but the type of comedy it's named after. Dunno why it's called 'Stand-Up Comedy' though >_>
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
No they don't xD
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
They still think the way we do. >_>
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
People do that because they want to. >_>
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
They must be quite stupid o.o'
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
No clue...
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because the stars can't be counted, and it's pointless to argue about it
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
An expression not known to me o.o
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
Adjectives to adjectives are human's most favourite way of strengthening they're figure of speech.
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
... ">_>
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Prince? >_>
Why are red buttons always the most important?
Because red is nature's way of expressing danger, caution etc.
How is chess considered a sport?
It's a thinking sport.
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
Hm. >_>
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
The one it favours I suppose. >_>
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
... Don't think so....
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
I have no experience with that XD I'd love to know though o.O
Would you die if you didn't pee?
No, don't think you would.
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
Director's ways of making the personage recognisable to the crowd.
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Just enjoy life.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
He hates chickens.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
That's true... lol.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
They used to be?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
You'd fall back to the center of the earth[would this be possible, which it isn't], and stay floating there.
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Yeah... I guess....
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
....
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Different tastes...
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
They don't go anywhere.... >_>
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
The hairs get a different order sent with them. For example; The hairs on your arm get an order not to grow further then X millimeters.
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
He'll have one hell of a miserable life then, lol.
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Because it ruins the entire game... >_>
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
Why would you? o.o
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Don't know the guy >_>
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Maybe it ca't due to some genetic thing... madoo..y..? >_>
Can you slam a revolving door?
No.
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
For me it's 60-65.
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
No clue >_>
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Depends which pupils you're speaking of, lol.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Don't repeat questions.
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
No iron.
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
It mends reaaaaaly fast. >_> <_< <_> >_<
Can you read a picture book?
I suppose you'll be "Looking through" it
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Not needed? >_>
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Hehe...
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
If they'd exist...

No clue.
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
Dunno <_>
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
If there is any light in the room, the mirror WILL reflect it. And thus you'll see your reflection.
If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
That's an interesting one.
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Don't know much about the NFL

What shape is the sky?
It has no shape.
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
No clue.
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Depends with what purpose.
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
No.
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
At least not a chick, nor a pea!
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
No clue.

NEVER AGAIN! >_< Why the hell did I do this again? >_>

BrokenSaint · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:58 am

Some stupid ass questions if you ask me.

ZeFrog · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 537

Reminds me of the stuff Steven Wright does...

A link to his greatness if your interested...
http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html

DrunkiMunki · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 609 **Location:**

zomg Snudge you really must have no-life.

nofearz · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 188 **Location:**

Snudge wrote:

139022 wrote:

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
I always thought it depended on the size of the book. >_<
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
When you die of a natural cause at an age of 60 and above
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I doubt it... o.o'
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
I suppose they own it to the extend of what they can dig o.o
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
No, it's a cold hot pocket.
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
They were too stupid to evolve. ^^
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
I believe glue only sticks when it comes in contact with air orso... >_>
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
No clue what you're talking about.
Do penguins have knees?
They're birds. So, no.
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
Wha? o.o'

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Because the way to an emergency exit/the exit itself must be available for "use" at all times.
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
To earn a living.
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
DO they have the bible in Libraries? o.o
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Because they're actually potatoes.
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
A one-humped camel is called a Dromedary, not a One-Humped camel.
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
o.o?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
Because they're 2 different types of birds.
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
I suppose so o.o But what use is a whole door if you're in jail o.O
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Does heaven exist?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
... Don't think so. Else you'd Implode ^^
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
How about a blind fortune teller? o.o
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
I'm dutch not american ^^
Can you cry underwater?
Yup.
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
I suppose so, heh.
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
No, not untill it breeds with another elephant in America
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
Different substances do that, which aren't in flavoured gum.
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
No, I suppose they'd check if he fainted or died. Call another doctor, rush surgery and take care of both.
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
It is? o.o' That's cruel, heh.
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
That one is true, lol
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
Not. >_>
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
No clue o.o
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Because the same dose might give a different reaction on seperate people.
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
-.-'
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
Do not question the ways of the Vader.
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
Yup. It's not about the person standing, but the type of comedy it's named after. Dunno why it's called 'Stand-Up Comedy' though >_>
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
No they don't xD
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
They still think the way we do. >_>
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
People do that because they want to. >_>
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
They must be quite stupid o.o'
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
No clue...
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Because the stars can't be counted, and it's pointless to argue about it
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
An expression not known to me o.o
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
Adjectives to adjectives are human's most favourite way of strengthening they're figure of speech.
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
... ">_>
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Prince? >_>
Why are red buttons always the most important?
Because red is nature's way of expressing danger, caution etc.
How is chess considered a sport?
It's a thinking sport.
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit?
Hm. >_>
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
The one it favours I suppose. >_>
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
... Don't think so....
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
I have no experience with that XD I'd love to know though o.O
Would you die if you didn't pee?
No, don't think you would.
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
Director's ways of making the personage recognisable to the crowd.
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Just enjoy life.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
He hates chickens.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
That's true... lol.
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
They used to be?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
You'd fall back to the center of the earth[would this be possible, which it isn't], and stay floating there.
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Yeah... I guess....
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
....
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Different tastes...
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
They don't go anywhere.... >_>
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
The hairs get a different order sent with them. For example; The hairs on your arm get an order not to grow further then X millimeters.
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
He'll have one hell of a miserable life then, lol.
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Because it ruins the entire game... >_>
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
Why would you? o.o
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Don't know the guy >_>
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Maybe it ca't due to some genetic thing... madoo..y..? >_>
Can you slam a revolving door?
No.
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
For me it's 60-65.
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
No clue >_>
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Depends which pupils you're speaking of, lol.
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Don't repeat questions.
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
No iron.
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
It mends reaaaaaly fast. >_> <_< <_> >_<
Can you read a picture book?
I suppose you'll be "Looking through" it
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Not needed? >_>
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Hehe...
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
If they'd exist...

No clue.
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
Dunno <_>
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
If there is any light in the room, the mirror WILL reflect it. And thus you'll see your reflection.
If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
That's an interesting one.
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
Don't know much about the NFL

What shape is the sky?
It has no shape.
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
No clue.
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Depends with what purpose.
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
No.
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
At least not a chick, nor a pea!
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
No clue.

NEVER AGAIN! >_< Why the hell did I do this again? >_>

you were bored??

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

Leipo wrote:

zomg Snudge you really must have no-life.

As the poster above said; I was indeed bored. xD

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

I know, but if they do, they shouldn't eat penut-butter in the first place.

So I figured it could be that as well.. >_>

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Snudge wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

I know, but if they do, they shouldn't eat penut-butter in the first place.

So I figured it could be that as well.. >_>

You never know they might be really stupid :roll:

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

yea....my firend cant eat dairy.....i feel sorry for her because i tired her
soa stuff once....taste like crap

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

yea....my firend cant eat dairy.....i feel sorry for her because i tired her
soa stuff once....taste like crap

I'm a vegetarian and a few weeks ago I was asked why I didn't eat ham.. and that was from some one that knows I am a veggie :banghead:

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

yea....my firend cant eat dairy.....i feel sorry for her because i tired her
soa stuff once....taste like crap

I'm a vegetarian and a few weeks ago I was asked why I didn't eat ham.. and that was from some one that knows I am a veggie :banghead:

Ouch... that's gotta hurt... >_>

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

yea....my firend cant eat dairy.....i feel sorry for her because i tired her
soa stuff once....taste like crap

I'm a vegetarian and a few weeks ago I was asked why I didn't eat ham.. and that was from some one that knows I am a veggie :banghead:

Lol...my mate is a veggie and am always forcing him to eat meat

.

Still i tought you liked "some" kind of meat... :wink:

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

yea....my firend cant eat dairy.....i feel sorry for her because i tired her
soa stuff once....taste like crap

I'm a vegetarian and a few weeks ago I was asked why I didn't eat ham.. and that was from some one that knows I am a veggie :banghead:

Lol...my mate is a veggie and am always forcing him to eat meat

.

Still i tought you liked "some" kind of meat... :wink:

Was you forcing him t eat your meat? :shock:

That reminds me a program I was watching on Tv last night..

Doron · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:26 pm

139022 wrote:

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

a gay king is a queen and the other guy will become a princess

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Quote:

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
To make sure nobody will sue them if someone chokes on a piece of nut.

People have nut allergies.. I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

yea....my firend cant eat dairy.....i feel sorry for her because i tired her
soa stuff once....taste like crap

I'm a vegetarian and a few weeks ago I was asked why I didn't eat ham.. and that was from some one that knows I am a veggie :banghead:

Lol...my mate is a veggie and am always forcing him to eat meat

.

Still i tought you liked "some" kind of meat... :wink:

Was you forcing him t eat your meat? :shock:

That reminds me a program I was watching on Tv last night..

lol no...but when ever we went out to eat i would always pester him to eat
meat...

lol X-mass at his house his uncle was all like "so your still a veggei then?"
they even made him a lamb roast because he told them he couldnt eat
meat :shock:

....

PsYch008 · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 4451 **Location:** reno

i see neither crazy nor true stuff, i see a bunch of stupid questions.

Luoma · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:08 pm

Bastet wrote:

I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

me?

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Luoma wrote:

Bastet wrote:

I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

me?

she said eat not suck....

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

satman83 wrote:

Luoma wrote:

Bastet wrote:

I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

me?

she said eat not suck....

I'm confused

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Luoma wrote:

Bastet wrote:

I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

me?

she said eat not suck....

I'm confused

i know it happens a lot, dont worry about it....so hows work?

StealMySoda · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 5245 **Location:**

satman83 wrote:

Bastet wrote:

satman83 wrote:

Luoma wrote:

Bastet wrote:

I know someone that will die if he eats nuts

me?

she said eat not suck....

I'm confused

i know it happens a lot, dont worry about it....so hows work?

LOL

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