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 Post subject: Men...
PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:59 pm 
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The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?


(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?


(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


And the personal favourite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


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Lolz, that was pretty funny :D

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ROFL!

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lol....meowwwww :P

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Haha pretty funny

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meh not funny at all :x

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:

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meh not funny at all :x

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:


Amen.

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ZiNC wrote:
meh not funny at all :x

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:


Coz you've been plugged into a man.... :shock:


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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)


Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down :? We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd :roll:

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ZiNC wrote:
meh not funny at all :x

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:


Coz you've been plugged into a man.... :shock:


Ouch

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hehehe i lol'ed at all of em :P


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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that was pretty fun!!

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Lol good ones.

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Lolz, that was pretty funny :D


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Bastet wrote:
ZiNC wrote:
meh not funny at all :x

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)
What happenes to us when we get plugged into an idiot? :shock:


Coz you've been plugged into a man.... :shock:

grrr then what happens when 2 geniuses plug in each other?hehehe got any answers for this? 8)

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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

What about when we're plugged into a blond?

Anyhow pretty funny

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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)


Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down :? We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd :roll:


i never got the toilet seat thing either

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XemnasXD wrote:
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)


Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down :? We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd :roll:


i never got the toilet seat thing either


Another mystery to be solved 8)

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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)


Wondering.. why are women so angry bout this? It takes less that a second to put it down :? We should b annoyed at you for being annoyed at something sooo small. but it was funny, i lol'd :roll:


they should lift the seat after they have been because we have to lift it all the time...works both ways grr

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lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?


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The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?


(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?


(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?


(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?


(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)


And the personal favourite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


:D :love:


Hahaha really made me laugh. :D

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lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?


Yeah, it tends to be a habit for me.


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Me and my customer got a giggle from it...thank you m'dear

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<3 bastet. Thank you, I had a rotten day at work. This defanitely cheered me up. :)

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lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?


I do that too..most of the times lol...anyway, didnt laugh but there good, its too late I guess >.<

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I smirked a little.

In response to being plugged in to an idiot.

You get AIDS.

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cin wrote:
lol. guess im one of the few thats used to putting the toilet seat down after using the toilet?


If I'm at home I'll never cause it cause its just me and my dad. If I'm over at a household that has ladies, I'll always put it down :P

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