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Post subject: Funny  Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:12 pm |
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT
RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE
APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell.
Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted: "You don't have any arms either!"
Again, the old man smiled,"Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed???"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said:
"Rang the doorbell,didn't I?"
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RuYi
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:16 pm |
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Hahahaha that was so funny! 
Nice find!
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:22 pm |
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Men pride 
Last edited by Megalomaniac on Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Sylhana
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:22 pm |
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Lolz! V v funny:)
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ZiNC
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:23 pm |
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lol he must be really good.wahahahahaa poor old lady....
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:23 pm |
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lmao so funny
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cin
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:26 pm |
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^ what they said
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XCaosX
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:02 pm |
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nicko9000
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:13 pm |
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lol
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BlackFox
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:19 pm |
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hehehe LOL
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Snudge
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:29 pm |
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*Still lollin'*
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