Original SceneIts been ages since ive done a parody, and clearly this is the current hot forum. Anyone that spots the irony can have a cookie.
CROWD: A bot! A bot! A bot! We've got a bot! A bot!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a bot, might we ban him?
CROWD: Ban him! Ban!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: How do you know he is a bot?
VILLAGER #2: He looks like one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Bring him forward.
BOT: I'm not a bot. I'm not a bot.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
BOT: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
BOT: And this isn't my desktop, it's a false one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the screeny.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: The screeny?
VILLAGER #1: And the conversation log -- but he is a bot!
CROWD: Ban him! Bot! Bot! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Did you dress him up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: He has got a multiclient.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What makes you think he is a bot?
VILLAGER #3: Well, he KS’d me.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: KS?
VILLAGER #3: I went to a new area.
VILLAGER #2: Ban him anyway!
CROWD: Ban! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
he is a bot.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with bots?
VILLAGER #2: Ban!
CROWD: Ban, ban them up!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And what do you ban apart from bots?
VILLAGER #1: More bots!
VILLAGER #2: Spammers!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, why do spammers get banned?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they spam...?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, how do we tell whether he spams?
VILLAGER #1: See if he uses a 3rd party program?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Ah, but could a simple client edit also removes the spam filter?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Does a client edit make it hard to log in?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: You dont dc! You dont dc!
VILLAGER #1: Ask him to log in!
CROWD: To Xian!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What also makes you log in easy?
VILLAGER #1: Log in trick!
VILLAGER #2: Multiclient!
VILLAGER #3: Type it really quickly!
VILLAGER #1: My bunny foot!
VILLAGER #2: Rev6!
VILLAGER #1: Press enter twice!
VILLAGER #2: His mom!
VILLAGER #3: Off peak -- off peak!
VILLAGER #2: G15 keyboard -- G15 keyboard!
ARTHUR: A premium.
CROWD: Oooh.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... he.. logs in as easy as a premium ticket, he's a spammer.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A bot!
CROWD: A bot!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: We shall use my legit client!
[yelling]
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Right, select Xian server!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A bot! A bot!
<The Bot logs in the first try>
BOT: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Ban him! Ban! [yelling]
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