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 Post subject: [Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 12:20 pm 
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Its been ages since ive done a parody, and clearly this is the current hot forum. Anyone that spots the irony can have a cookie.

CROWD: A bot! A bot! A bot! We've got a bot! A bot!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a bot, might we ban him?
CROWD: Ban him! Ban!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: How do you know he is a bot?
VILLAGER #2: He looks like one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Bring him forward.
BOT: I'm not a bot. I'm not a bot.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
BOT: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't... no.
BOT: And this isn't my desktop, it's a false one.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the screeny.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: The screeny?
VILLAGER #1: And the conversation log -- but he is a bot!
CROWD: Ban him! Bot! Bot! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Did you dress him up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: He has got a multiclient.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What makes you think he is a bot?
VILLAGER #3: Well, he KS’d me.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: KS?
VILLAGER #3: I went to a new area.
VILLAGER #2: Ban him anyway!
CROWD: Ban! Ban him!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
he is a bot.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with bots?
VILLAGER #2: Ban!
CROWD: Ban, ban them up!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And what do you ban apart from bots?
VILLAGER #1: More bots!
VILLAGER #2: Spammers!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, why do spammers get banned?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they spam...?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: So, how do we tell whether he spams?
VILLAGER #1: See if he uses a 3rd party program?
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Ah, but could a simple client edit also removes the spam filter?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Does a client edit make it hard to log in?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: You dont dc! You dont dc!
VILLAGER #1: Ask him to log in!
CROWD: To Xian!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: What also makes you log in easy?
VILLAGER #1: Log in trick!
VILLAGER #2: Multiclient!
VILLAGER #3: Type it really quickly!
VILLAGER #1: My bunny foot!
VILLAGER #2: Rev6!
VILLAGER #1: Press enter twice!
VILLAGER #2: His mom!
VILLAGER #3: Off peak -- off peak!
VILLAGER #2: G15 keyboard -- G15 keyboard!
ARTHUR: A premium.
CROWD: Oooh.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... he.. logs in as easy as a premium ticket, he's a spammer.
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A bot!
CROWD: A bot!
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: We shall use my legit client!
[yelling]
SUICIDEGRLEMIR: Right, select Xian server!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A bot! A bot!
<The Bot logs in the first try>
BOT: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Ban him! Ban! [yelling]


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 Post subject: Re: [Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:12 pm 
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Lol Trice. Too much credit for me. I just suggested a small change. :love: your parodies, this one gave me a :) .

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 Post subject: Re: [Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:14 pm 
trice.. you should consider making a voice-over on the original MP version <.<

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trice.. you should consider making a voice-over on the original MP version <.<

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I'd come and do it on vent, but my mic is broken :cry:

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 Post subject: Re: [Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:42 pm 
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LMAO!
It's not safe for work... I was laughing loud. :oops:

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actually I was working on a parody based upon Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition (posted the videos yesterday) but now I guess I throw it in the bin.

Good work Trice


edit: wanted to link to the thread but apparently got deleted :cry:

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 Post subject: Re: [Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II
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this.... is.... HYSTERICAL!

i SOO lol'ed in IRL.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: [Parody] Monty Python - Burn the Witch II
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So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\

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So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\


Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

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So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\


Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

did you watch the original scene? they prove that the "witch" is a witch based on entirely nonsensical criteria, just like in the parody.

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Posei wrote:
TwelveEleven wrote:
So in the end the 'bot' logs in in 1 try, and therefore he's a bot? :\


Ya I'm thinking the same thing.... huh?

did you watch the original scene? they prove that the "witch" is a witch based on entirely nonsensical criteria, just like in the parody.


Ofc I've seen it.. I know practically that whole movie by heart. It was funny but I'm sure you can login first try on Xian without a prem sometimes.

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MONTY PYTHON!!! hahahha very funny 1 trice and u did it of my fav movie!!

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good parody :D

but isnt this supposed to be in GD ?

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People at my office are wondering why im hysterically laughing at my monitor XD

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Hahah Trice this was a good one XD :love:


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haha your stories always hit a soft spot on me. good job, i loved it.


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Nice one LOL :)

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mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody


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You forgot the mighty YELLOW BOX! :D

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aruin wrote:
mighty gay i say
why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

We should add you as a voice over on vent for one of the crowd members : D.

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why is this posted here? this should be in the bad humor forum

keep this forum banning bots not parody

We should add you as a voice over on vent for one of the crowd members : D.


ROFL

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lolz :D

Nice Parody!

But isn't it funny because the villagers and SUICIDEGRLEMIR's character are ignorant. :shock: I don't know if that is a parallel you want to be drawing.

Still funny though.

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lolz :D

Nice Parody!

But isn't it funny because the villagers and SUICIDEGRLEMIR's character are ignorant. :shock: I don't know if that is a parallel you want to be drawing.

Still funny though.


You get the cookie for seeing the intended irony. =]

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