8 / 10 ( didnt bother reading it, lulz ^^ )
Once upon a time there was BIG bad Pig.
His name was Earl.
One day, when he entered taklamakan, he saw his little brother, stewie.
He ran over to him, ks'ed all his monsters, because stewie was an embarrasment for the family.
Earl ripped of his chest, pee'd on it and said: Make THIS SHIT +5 AT LEAST!
Stewie started to cry, as he couldnt afford elixirs. He ran to jangan, begged for 10 k plis at Jangan South Gate each single day.
One beautiful day, he had collected enough money to make his chest +5.
When he finally had bought all the weapon elixirs, he started to fuse..
After extremely many tries, he ran out of weapon elixirs, started to cry and scream, and comitted suicide.
~ The end
