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Welcome to the Lvl 90 Dead Man's Treasure. I planned to make a funny and enjoyable game. I asked one of the Admins/Moderators (dont remember)about this thread idea, and this person wasn't sure what forum category I should put this game... I mean it has to do with the game... so it's not off topic, and has nothing to do with questions, char skills, etc. So General is better

These are the rules of the game guys...

There's this lvl 90 player with murderer status and ur just standing there with him in Taklamakan. This other player kills the lvl 90, but suddenly gets killed by a Niya hoard... (by a miracle ur not targeted).
And then there's this chest that in it contains:

-1,000,000 SOSUN Lvl 64 Blade, Spear, and Bow.
-50,000 Weapon Elixirs with a lvl 80 +7 Spear, 5Int Increase.
-200 SOS LV60 Euro Staff
-857 SOM lvl 74 Chinese Swords, 2-Handed Swords, Shields, & Lamellar.
-200,000 Shield Elixirs
-1,000,000,000 Protector Elixirs
-999,999,999,999,999 Gold!!!!!
-And a lamp that grants your heart's greatest desire.

All that in a lil Chest; only takes a space in your Inventory. Here's the goal you have to take that chest to safe place (In this case: Hotan). You guys, the posters (Lol), must take the chest from the one that has it (for example I currently have the chest, and someone else posts... I nuke you with a thermonuclear Bomb; I am dead you take the chest and go running your way to Hotan...) You can revive and participate as may times as you want... each post has to be funny... it's not that serious... come one guys . Here's a more concrete example:

Slave#1: I shoot ur balls off and take the chest.
Slave#2: I plant a hole in ur way and fall into it. And XXX hungry addicted moles DO YOU!!! And I take the chest and put a spell into it so i can't drop it.
Slave#3: I send you all to hell and take the chest through a jet pack so now no1 can catch me!!! HEHEHEHE BEAT THAT!

See? that's just an example how the thread should go... in a way... we can say it will never stop. It's just funny. A game to inspire pple to post ridiculous yet funny stuff.

GOLDEN RULES: You cannot use the stuff in the chest...
-YOU CANNOT OPEN IT!!!
-THE USE OF scrolls is FORBIDDEN!!!
-Suicide is also prohibited cuz its just stupid and it's cheating
The rest is all possible to do in this game. Can you own the Treasure?

I'll start off... I take the treasure chest and go off flying with a Gigantic Terrodactyl with a Jet pack.

*uses a light nuke to kill destroy both the jet pack and the Gigantic Terrodactyl from the sky and steals the treasure chest and takes it to hotan and wins*....woot for me!

Wowow... no quite that fast I just teleport u back in time and and snipe you down 4 times in ur balls and throw ur body to the 8th dimension & snatch the chest!

I pk you, and use an instant return scroll.

/thread.

LMFAO

can you use return scrolls in pk status? if not...

i kill you while in murder status and steal the chest but than suddenly get DC and drop the chest.

I get the chest, and eploit a honor buff glitch and with 300% speed I run to hotan...

Yes, I believe you can.

I buy one destroyer rondo and use it on the chest. IT WORKS!

And as you turn the corner i pop out of a bush and dare devil your face. then i use a speed drug and start running to hotan

I just summon an arcane army of seal burrowed from my backyard Snorlax and avalanche u all and take the chest into my own hands and throws it back to the poles of Taklamakan

whoo that was crazy

u can NOT use a return scroll in murder status... i pk'd a turk... had to give all my stuff to my friend and then i ran and died

then i use a reverse return (assuming i died from the arcane army and the avalanche) slap you with my 2h and kick you in the bawlz, and take the chest and run

then i nuke you to death and take the chest while no1's around
then i magically disappear with the chest and reappear at hotan

I rip your heart out and devour it. I then skip to Jangan... I am now in safezone, and cannot be pk'd and I am to smart to be scammed. Sorry fellas

I simply grab the box out of your hand and run away.

h-bomb anyone?

i dont get this at all and is it supposed to be funny?

It appears so.

ahh i see

i'll send a manyang on you!!
then wait until you give me the box ^^

uh...scammed the box off u and go stealth/invisible...lvl 10, no pk2 editing?

...I hack you through packets and start running towards hotan (while hiding behind every obstacle)

brute forces your account and then runs to hotan with a glitched honour buff.

u stop to take a shower u drop u soap, i am behind u....

u drop chest i take and run away

I lure you with some Porns.. you cant resist i steal the chest and use my hyper speed all-weather bycicle with nitro modus and drive to hotan..

here is it:

i murder you, take the box, dc everyone on all the servers by hacking joymax, and laugh as I WALK to hotan

i had an anti d/c shield.
I bitch slapped u into the front of jangan where thousands of goldbots raped u and i stole the chest.