For your reading pleasure, an old rant of mine from TheHelper.net - regarding how people never read the forum rules, or FAQ
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People ignore this.
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FORUM RULES <=== IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THESE THEN DO NOT POST
So why would they read that post?
Most of that is in forum rules anyway. Do we want 2 sets of unread rules?
At most I think, revise/clarify the forum rules. It has been a while since I've done that.
If "please help i new" is becomming a problem, our mods need to close more threads....
We should do an experiment, and make the only forum rule like this:
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DO NOT POST!
No posting under any circumstances.
DO NOT Farking POST!
THIS RULE WILL BE * HEAVILY * ENFORCED
Guess what?
They'd post. And they would post like THIS:
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help plz
hi i know were not supposed to post but i really need help so maybe its okay.
i am trying to make a unit and it doesnt work
please help
ActuallyI was thinking of editing the new post template to say something above the window, like "Please read our forum rules before you post" with link. Something REALLY DAMN obvious.
Then I can have multiple popups for filtering.
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"Did you read the forum rules?" "Yes" "No"
"Did you not read the forum rules?" "Yes" "no"
Finish this lyric: So tell me whatsss ma mutherfuckin name?
-Snoop Dogg
-Serial Killa
-SD_Ryoko
They tricky - they have to click yes then no. LOL.
Oh oh and?
I can set it to only do it to posters under like....600 posts. For our sake.
Oh oh and?
And edit the PM template, to say DO NOT PM MODS WITH WORLD EDITOR QUESTIONS.