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 Post subject: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:32 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
PostPosted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:48 pm 
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ahahahah this is perfect, i can already imagine myself walking on the beach with my plastic belly button looking like a walking sex doll


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Disgusting piece of crap!

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ahahahah this is perfect, i can already imagine myself walking on the beach with my plastic belly button looking like a walking sex doll


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u know... the first thing i thought was "that whole... i wna fk it"

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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but having water and food inside of your stomach at the same time mitigates your gastric acid, making digestion harder.
or if you dont give a shit about being bloated afterwards, why pour water directly into your stomach when you can just drink it? :?
holy shit 'murrica, really

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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Why eat when you can inject glucose and other vital stuff into your blood?

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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why lift when you can put silicone insertions where your pecs and abs are supposed to be

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lol thats Farking amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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This has to be some sort of an early April Fool's joke man. It's called a gastric tube (PEG Tube in some cases). We use it in hospitals to give enteral feeding to people who fail to thrive or have difficulty swallowing. We can use a piston syringe to aspirate (suction) fluids out of the stomach through this tube to check for contents and placement but never for this reason. You might as well just stick to fingering your throat if you want to binge eat -- it's more socially acceptable than this crap.

Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:04 am 
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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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"Suck food out of our stomachs" This has to be a Joke!... Seriously!
Otherwise... Technology/Science has gone too far! That's for sure!

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Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:


you must be fun at parties

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Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:


you must be fun at parties



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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:


you must be fun at parties


I really tried to understand your post and I still don't get it.

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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That's okay. I just work too much.

Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:


you must be fun at parties


I really tried to understand your post and I still don't get it.


well sir, because it was very specific that only a medically trained person would understand, to us uneducated folk we have no idea what a 1/2 n/s + d5w iv drip is. well... i know what a drip is but not the 1/2 n/s + d5w part...

so the joke is, you wouldnt want to be talking to a person who is this specific at a party because you have no idea what they are talking about. now ive explained the joke, its not as funny anymore.

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you must be fun at parties


I really tried to understand your post and I still don't get it.


well sir, because it was very specific that only a medically trained person would understand, to us uneducated folk we have no idea what a 1/2 n/s + d5w iv drip is. well... i know what a drip is but not the 1/2 n/s + d5w part...

so the joke is, you wouldnt want to be talking to a person who is this specific at a party because you have no idea what they are talking about. now ive explained the joke, its not as funny anymore.


Also, I like this:

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Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

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^So, you're back again?


I'm on here like all the time, can't get enough of Vegeta's threads, lol. It's just I don't play anything now :sohappy:

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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Also, I like this:
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Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.


this sentence seems sexual to me.

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 Post subject: Re: LOL **** dieting/clen/cardio
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i know its unrelated but post more of your gf penfold

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um... why?

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inky wrote:
Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.
this sentence seems sexual to me.
Eh?... Why do you think so?

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penfold1992 wrote:
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Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.
this sentence seems sexual to me.
Eh?... Why do you think so?


"special water" and "magic fluids"... injecting it directly... yes i have a weird fetish of squirting unsuspecting people with semen from a syringe needle.

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