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XMoshe · **Posted:** Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:44 pm

This can't be real..

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:48 pm

ahahahah this is perfect, i can already imagine myself walking on the beach with my plastic belly button looking like a walking sex doll

aAHAHAHAHH

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Disgusting piece of crap!

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

I Am Vegeta wrote:

ahahahah this is perfect, i can already imagine myself walking on the beach with my plastic belly button looking like a walking sex doll

aAHAHAHAHH

u know... the first thing i thought was "that whole... i wna fk it"

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

Oh wow.

Melez · **Posted:** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:03 pm

but having water and food inside of your stomach at the same time mitigates your gastric acid, making digestion harder.
or if you dont give a shit about being bloated afterwards, why pour water directly into your stomach when you can just drink it?

holy shit 'murrica, really

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

Why eat when you can inject glucose and other vital stuff into your blood?

Melez · **Posted:** Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:58 pm

why lift when you can put silicone insertions where your pecs and abs are supposed to be

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

lol thats Farking amazing.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

I have no words.

Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

CrimsonNuker wrote:

I have no words.

I count 4

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

This has to be some sort of an early April Fool's joke man. It's called a gastric tube (PEG Tube in some cases). We use it in hospitals to give enteral feeding to people who fail to thrive or have difficulty swallowing. We can use a piston syringe to aspirate (suction) fluids out of the stomach through this tube to check for contents and placement but never for this reason. You might as well just stick to fingering your throat if you want to binge eat -- it's more socially acceptable than this crap.

Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:04 am

WTF. Vege, videos of yourself nao.

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

That's just... wrong.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

"Suck food out of our stomachs" This has to be a Joke!... Seriously!
Otherwise... Technology/Science has gone too far! That's for sure!

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

inky wrote:

Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:

you must be fun at parties

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

penfold1992 wrote:

inky wrote:

Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:

you must be fun at parties

That depends on who I'm with, Boxxxy fanboy.

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:22 am

penfold1992 wrote:

inky wrote:

Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:

you must be fun at parties

I really tried to understand your post and I still don't get it.

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

That's okay. I just work too much.

Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

Bartic wrote:

penfold1992 wrote:

inky wrote:

Better alternative. Get a TPN line and never eat again. Or go on a 30-day no eating fest and stick yourself with a 1/2 N/S + D5W IV drip. People... :palm:

you must be fun at parties

I really tried to understand your post and I still don't get it.

well sir, because it was very specific that only a medically trained person would understand, to us uneducated folk we have no idea what a 1/2 n/s + d5w iv drip is. well... i know what a drip is but not the 1/2 n/s + d5w part...

so the joke is, you wouldnt want to be talking to a person who is this specific at a party because you have no idea what they are talking about. now ive explained the joke, its not as funny anymore.

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:19 pm

penfold1992 wrote:

Bartic wrote:

penfold1992 wrote:

you must be fun at parties

I really tried to understand your post and I still don't get it.

well sir, because it was very specific that only a medically trained person would understand, to us uneducated folk we have no idea what a 1/2 n/s + d5w iv drip is. well... i know what a drip is but not the 1/2 n/s + d5w part...

so the joke is, you wouldnt want to be talking to a person who is this specific at a party because you have no idea what they are talking about. now ive explained the joke, its not as funny anymore.

Also, I like this:

inky wrote:

Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

Phaedra · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 730 **Location:** Yes.

Bartic · **Posted:** Thu Mar 14, 2013 12:30 pm

^So, you're back again?

Phaedra · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 730 **Location:** Yes.

Bartic wrote:

^So, you're back again?

I'm on here like all the time, can't get enough of Vegeta's threads, lol. It's just I don't play anything now :sohappy:

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

Bartic wrote:

Also, I like this:

inky wrote:

Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

this sentence seems sexual to me.

Melez · **Posted:** Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:17 am

i know its unrelated but post more of your gf penfold

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

Melez wrote:

i know its unrelated but post more of your gf penfold

um... why?

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

penfold1992 wrote:

inky wrote:

Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

this sentence seems sexual to me.

Eh?... Why do you think so?

penfold1992 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 4060 **Location:**

*BlackFox wrote:

penfold1992 wrote:

inky wrote:

Reworded: Stick a needle into your veins and let some special water drip inside or get a bigger tube and let magic fluids go directly into a large vein with lots of blood and you shall live.

this sentence seems sexual to me.

Eh?... Why do you think so?

"special water" and "magic fluids"... injecting it directly... yes i have a weird fetish of squirting unsuspecting people with semen from a syringe needle.

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