Norris vs Bauer

Skitsefrenik · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 1692 **Location:** Maryland

I say the man from 24 will kill the man from Texas.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

I vote Frans Bauwer (sp?)

mrshaaa · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 18 **Location:**

bauer owns!!!!
love 24

woutR · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2007 5:11 pm

I don't think Jack can beat this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CivNQagpqkM

When Chuck Norris does Push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

There are no steroids on Baseball, only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German figher plane with his finger by calling 'Bang!'.

They wanted to put Chuck Norris' body on Mount Rushmore, but the stones weren't hard enough to resemble his muscle!

San · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 1562 **Location:**

you know how people piss in the snow and write their name?
chuck norris pisses in concrete and writes his name

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Neither.

Sabastien

ThatOneMan3424 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 652 **Location:**

Jacks the man

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

ThatOneMan3424 wrote:

Jacks the man

nobody can beat the man bower :love:

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Sun May 27, 2007 8:21 pm

wow juste WOW :shock:

you dare comparing a random dude to chuck norris?

I hope he'll come to your house and roundhouse kick you!!!

ThatOneMan3424 · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 652 **Location:**

Did u see what Jack did to Fiad (the terrorist dude) and his gang of people single handed in that ware house....

avanti42 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 252 **Location:**

JACK JACK JACK JACK JACK!!!!! GO JACK!!!!! hahah the bible was originally called chuck norris and his friends

LuV3r8o1 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1194 **Location:**

Chris Walken

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 4:00 am

Gun>fist with a positive moral message

Avalanche · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 3606 **Location:**

XemnasXD wrote:

Gun>fist with a positive moral message

Chuck Norris can stop bullets.

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Mon May 28, 2007 4:21 am

he can talk the bullet down with calming mild mannered voice of justice....grrr

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

Lance Bass > all

imo

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

My last name is Norris.

So therefore.. Chuck Norris is my vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xAjI6HXik

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

Itonami wrote:

My last name is Norris.

So therefore.. Chuck Norris is my vote.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2xAjI6HXik

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