I don't think Jack can beat this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CivNQagpqkM
When Chuck Norris does Push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
There are no steroids on Baseball, only players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German figher plane with his finger by calling 'Bang!'.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris' body on Mount Rushmore, but the stones weren't hard enough to resemble his muscle!