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I rip off ur testicles and make you eat it for dinner. Then I hang you by a cordless phone and I take the treasure chest and just to make sure... I shove 9 grenades into ur ass!!! And run...

EDIT: I came back to see what happened and u blew up to sniderins. Stocked up ur dead cells and feed them to hungry lava cocodriles & Maniac genius Bear Cubs trying to conquer the world. And then I run off to my way to Hotan

i blow up earth and escape

bye bye chest

I use my mad ninja skills to shank the guy that has it, make sure the coast is clear grab it, i take out my digging spoon and start digging a tunnel back to hotan, i fill in the entrance to hole so no one can see it

i suffocate the chest is buried with me some where in the sands

3 days later i manage to log back in and use my time to recruit every unique on the game to make a mass army against you, and i simply take the box at force and Tiger girls gives me a ride to samkrand.

who needs an army just alot of guys with shovels

I kill the last guy that had the chest and hack every player on that server. Then run to Hotan while 3499 nubs are trying to kill me. Still they have no chance so... I WIN!

i use premium and murder you with a lvl 90 and take the chest

then i put up a shield that makes other legits unable to take it so if you take it u're a bot

Take you back in time, shoot you with a shotgun in ur balls. Shove 27 lobsters into ur mouth and choke to death and take the chest. Since I travelled back in time I cannot be considered a bot since I'm legit and grabbed it before you cast the shield.

I Destroy JoyMax and quit Silkroad.

/thread.

I rebuild joymax and recreate the box. I bury it at jangan and walk away.

I create a level 1 noob character to start playing, leave jangan and stumble over smthing. I dig it out, omg, it's a chest. I take the chest to town, everytime a mob kills me I ress on spot and repick the chest up.

i destroy the universe
now what

respawning level 1 ouch that chest is here ^^
Ouf I can't open it and drop it before the general.
/shrug mode on

Stupid chest

/srug mode off

leaves the chest

I pick it up and reprogram the object to give whoever touches it stun status.

I put you into sleep and reprogramm it so whoever touches it (expect me) will get permanently offered (debuffs inclusive) :p

i reprogram it again, ban you all with one reason: BOTTING! I won

/End

But it failed because we do not bot

So I took the chest to Chin tomb and let the lions eat it.

I just kill off the noob lions take the chest and keep running!!!

i saw you running, and i waved goodbye ... cuz the chest in your arms is a fake.

the chest does not even exist. GG.

I click on the chest but suddenly ...LAAAAAAG... and "You have been disconnected from the server"

I come to all your houses, rape your mother and sister, uninstall sro on all your computers, go back home and take the chest

GG

Edit:

Oh and i kick you guys in the balls and if you're a girl, I PUNCHEZ YOU ON TEH VAG

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the police shoot your head off. GG.

and the chest doesn't even exist in the first place because there is no lvl 60 sos or lvl 74 som

tadaa dre comes parading on hes gayhorse (no offend for the one who created / using this image XD) and rips of ur testicales and just parades away trough the gate

I slay the beat and reintall sro and recreate the chest with the right lvl needs and eat it.

I shoot you 14 times in ur testicles. Open your stomach up before digestion kicks in, take the chest away, and replace your stomach with 2037 dead raw pelicans with a flesh-eating-virus! I then throw you through the valley and let you get eaten by hungry Pet rocks with an apocalyptic disease. Run off the chest.

Pssh only running away? I snipe your ass from 2miles back. You hit the ground dropping the chest. I walk over to your body, take the now blood soaked chest in my hands and call a cab xP

I use the teapot and summon a genie and make him own you all through cruor's awesome pk2 edits.

then i'll steal the chest and run away into hotan river.

but none of you ever knew that the chest was never in taklamakan...it was at roc mountain
i got it on my noob and i teleported to const

too late now i'm in

1st of all... wtf? You can't teleport as rules say and just before you know it.... I throw u thermonuclear bombs sending u 2 saturn and u get disected by dog like purple monkeys!!!