|
Silkroad Online
|
Silkroad Forums
|
Affiliates
|



|
|
View unanswered posts | View active topics
|
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 24 posts ] |
|
Author |
Message |
Squirt
|
Post subject: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:42 pm |
|
Forum God |
 |
 |
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 8186 Location:
|
Quote: Which came first, the chicken, or the egg? Thanks to a brave group of British researchers, the age-old question finally has an answer.
It's easy to see how the question would puzzle people. Chickens are born from eggs, so surely the egg formed first, right? But wait, chickens lay eggs, so in order for there to be an egg, a chicken had to lay it. If you ponder the question long enough, your brain starts doing little pinwheels in your skull. It's quite disturbing.
But no more! Now Dr. Colin Freeman from Sheffield University, working with colleagues from Warwick University, believes the code has been cracked.
"It had long been suspected that the egg came first but now we have the scientific proof that shows that in fact the chicken came first."
Sonofabitch! I had my money down for the egg. That's $20 I'll never see again.
It turns out there's a protein, ovocledidin-17 (OC-17), that's only found in the ovaries of chickens that is crucial to the formation of an egg's shell.
OC-17 coverts calcium carbonate into calcite crystals, which in turn form the shell. No OC-17, no shell, and since OC-17 is only found in chicken ovaries, the chicken had to have come first.
The protien had been identified before, but through the use of a super computer called HECToR, scientists were able to zoom in for a closer look at egg formation, giving them the answer they'd been seeking for oh so long.
This is a sad day for members of Team Egg. The t-shirts will be relegated to dusty closet shelves and Goodwill bins, never to be seen again, until they become geek chic some 30 years from now.
Sad for Team Egg, but great for science, says Professor John Harding of Sheffield University.
"Understanding how chickens make shells is fascinating in itself but can also give clues towards designing new materials." http://m.kotaku.com/5587288/science-ans ... -questionsI knew it
_________________

woutR wrote: Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.
|
|
Top |
|
 |
XMoshe
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:47 pm |
|
Ex-Staff |
 |
 |
Joined: Apr 2006 Posts: 17293 Location: Ghosting around
|
Go chicken woot!
_________________
Props to chrisorg for the sig <3
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Buddhist
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:50 pm |
|
Active Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 880 Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...
|
|
Top |
|
 |
TOloseGT
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:58 pm |
|
Forum Legend |
 |
 |
Joined: Sep 2006 Posts: 7129 Location:
|
oh nice, new materials sound promising neways, KFC ftw
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Gladiator_RN
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:30 pm |
|
SRF Herald |
 |
 |
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 2385 Location: Netherlands
|
Cant believe proffesors from a University are spending time on a question like this. lol.
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
SwordCloud
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:31 pm |
|
Active Member |
 |
 |
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 837 Location: Nice question O,O
|
Damn!I thought it was Egg first.
_________________ Sword d12:
|
|
Top |
|
 |
VforVendetta
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:34 pm |
|
Loyal Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 1615 Location:
|
Gladiator_RN wrote: Cant believe proffesors from a University are spending time on a question like this. lol. If you think about it, this is quite a breakthrough. Knowing that the chicken came first makes you think that they would have had to evolve from one creature into something capable of laying a protective egg shell for its offspring to be more protected from the weather and possibly predators.
_________________
"I'm not an evolved being, how dare you call me that" - Christian
|
|
Top |
|
 |
SM-Count
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:45 pm |
|
Ex-Staff |
 |
 |
Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 2761 Location: /wave
|
Gladiator_RN wrote: Cant believe proffesors from a University are spending time on a question like this. lol. Clearly you have misconceptions regarding what professors at Universities do then. Allow me to educate: 1. Publish papers to gain recognition in their field thus gaining recognition for their department thereby gaining recognition for the university they work for, which, through PR magic, turns recognition into endowment. And in the far far far far distant second, 2. Teach students If you're a professor, you gotta publish. If the paper you publish gets out of your field of study's journals and onto widely distributed press, all the better. The publish or perish joke is true. Btw, don't let this make anyone looking forward to college jaded. If you pretend hard enough and go to enough office hours, you'll actually believe you're forming a bond with your favorite professor. If you do it often enough, they'll believe it too.
|
|
Top |
|
 |
VforVendetta
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:47 pm |
|
Loyal Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 1615 Location:
|
SM-Count wrote: Gladiator_RN wrote: Cant believe proffesors from a University are spending time on a question like this. lol. Clearly you have misconceptions regarding what professors at Universities do then. Allow me to educate: 1. Publish papers to gain recognition in their field thus gaining recognition for their department thereby gaining recognition for the university they work for, which, through PR magic, turns recognition into endowment. And in the far far far far distant second, 2. Teach students If you're a professor, you gotta publish. If the paper you publish gets out of your field of study's journals and onto widely distributed press, all the better. The publish or perish joke is true. Btw, don't let this make anyone looking forward to college jaded. If you pretend hard enough and go to enough office hours, you'll actually believe you're forming a bond with your favorite professor. If you do it often enough, they'll believe it too.So you're telling me he was faking the orgasm? My life is a lie 
_________________
"I'm not an evolved being, how dare you call me that" - Christian
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Reise
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:59 am |
|
Forum Legend |
 |
 |
Joined: May 2006 Posts: 6650 Location:
|
God miracled the egg into existence first.
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
takolin
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:29 am |
|
Senior Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 4238 Location: Life
|
|
Top |
|
 |
_Equal_
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:29 pm |
|
Loyal Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Oct 2008 Posts: 1771 Location: Completely in flux
|
So dinosaurs had live births, no eggs? Or another birth mechanism?
_________________

iSRO - AsparTame 8x - retired Salvation - Aspar 70
|
|
Top |
|
 |
*BlackFox
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 3:50 pm |
|
Forum Legend |
 |
 |
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 7923 Location:
|
Quote: The chicken came first, not the egg Meh. I don't believe it!
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
VforVendetta
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:12 pm |
|
Loyal Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 1615 Location:
|
*BlackFox wrote: Quote: The chicken came first, not the egg Meh. I don't believe it! Its not a matter of belief now, only denial. 
_________________
"I'm not an evolved being, how dare you call me that" - Christian
|
|
Top |
|
 |
woutR
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:33 pm |
|
Elite Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 5573 Location: Netherlands
|
SO WHAT MADE THE CHICKEN HMMM?? Only one answer guys, IT WAS GOD. WHERE IS YOUR SCIENCE NOW HMMM?
_________________

<< >>
|
|
Top |
|
 |
TheDrop
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:07 pm |
|
Forum Legend |
 |
 |
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 7150 Location: uefa2012
|
|
Top |
|
 |
VforVendetta
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:17 pm |
|
Loyal Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 1615 Location:
|
  The late Velociraptor's show very close resemblence to today's birds, they even had feathers. So the only way to go from this is that they have evolved from dinosaurs (which before that also evolved into creatures that lay eggs to protect their young during development) although going from a Velociraptor to a Chicken isnt such a good trade off but what can you do, its natural selection.
_________________
"I'm not an evolved being, how dare you call me that" - Christian
|
|
Top |
|
 |
*BlackFox
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 6:36 pm |
|
Forum Legend |
 |
 |
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 7923 Location:
|
VforVendetta wrote: *BlackFox wrote: Quote: The chicken came first, not the egg Meh. I don't believe it! Its not a matter of belief now, only denial.  Quote: It turns out there's a protein, ovocledidin-17 (OC-17), that's only found in the ovaries of chickens that is crucial to the formation of an egg's shell. Well, I can't say it's a chicken from beginning.. lulz
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Doron
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:34 pm |
|
SRF's Princess |
 |
 |
Joined: May 2007 Posts: 8570 Location: I'm at- Ooh something shiny!!
|
OR.
They just proved that chickens lay eggs with hard shells.
But then again, Bird eggs have always been harder then reptile and amphibian egg shells, therefore the real question they solved would be whether the BIRD or the egg came first.
Not all asians are Chinese. Not all birds are Chickens.
BUT of course amphibians were first.
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
*BlackFox
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:57 pm |
|
Forum Legend |
 |
 |
Joined: Sep 2008 Posts: 7923 Location:
|
Doron wrote: BUT of course amphibians were first. QFT
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
TheKnight
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:03 pm |
|
Veteran Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 3067 Location:
|
Is this one more thing of those researchers who said that 100% of people who smoke will die? Go chicken!! 
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Fiction
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:16 pm |
|
Advanced Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 2147 Location: Dead.(No Longer With Us)
|
TheKnight wrote: Is this one more thing of those researchers who said that 100% of people who smoke will die? LoL! I'm sure 100% of people who have sex will die. I'm sure 100% of people that breathe will die. I'm pretty sure we all die 
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Doron
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:48 pm |
|
SRF's Princess |
 |
 |
Joined: May 2007 Posts: 8570 Location: I'm at- Ooh something shiny!!
|
Fiction wrote: TheKnight wrote: Is this one more thing of those researchers who said that 100% of people who smoke will die? LoL! I'm sure 100% of people who have sex will die. I'm sure 100% of people that breathe will die. I'm pretty sure we all die  WHERE'S YOUR NATURAL SELECTION NOW!?
_________________
|
|
Top |
|
 |
mick3201
|
Post subject: Re: Where is your god now??!! Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:08 pm |
|
Valued Member |
 |
 |
Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 390 Location:
|
damnit i just lost 10$ DAMN YOU PROFESSOR!
_________________ Warrior Cleric on Azteca
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Page 1 of 1
|
[ 24 posts ] |
|
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 20 guests |
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
|