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... i can put the pics on my facebook too, that dont mean shit.

Uhm.. when my dad was at the wrong place during my graduation ceremony (it was devided by classes, he was in the right building but the wrong class), seeing old pictures of me acting and being ugly are still somewhere on someone's profile page, oh and waking up after a booze-filled night next to a naked man. twice

CeLL you suck at trolling, you need to go to troll skool kid, instead of learning ur ABC's

Duuude...

It's just CeLL ON THE INTERNET. chill.

Get your girl off before squirt and hejsan bring out the lotion.

cut yer fuckin hair justin bieber lookin ass.


youre so easy gayge.

^ dude every time i try trolling i fail hard.. look at cell!! PRO!!

lol u call that shit pro now BFX was the pro

I was dating the hottest girl in my school in Grade 8. My friend decided to break up for me even though I never wanted too...he was jealous. Today, he's my best friend.

s/s or it didnt happen.

vertigo for 3 week straight. shitsux.

i think it's funny how people are saying it's too bad to post here, when on the internet your almost completely anonymous.

so your either lying or your to much of a pussy to tell anyone.

I dont need a friggin ss

this is all I need slut magnet

I wouldn't want you guys know if I was a child molester either.

Story: Shit my pants at a store. Decided to tell all my friends about it. Big mistake.

Well, I am pretty much not ashamed of anything I do. So the worst experience was that I cheated on my girlfriend. :/

Wait.

I crashed my old car into a telegraph pole at 80km's on the same day a major assessment, that I hadn't finished, was due. Never felt so scared in my life, I didn't drive for a few months afterwards :/

telegraph?


seriously?

troll attempt of CeLL

Result: Fail

Try Again? Yes or No

lol
You look redundantly retarded when you insist every post is a troll attempt. Some things are jokes, somethings are satire, etc. get a clue and perhaps hit puberty.

Considering you never say anything useful every post you make is a troll attempt. And jokes? they really suck...

no, theyre useful. probably just abit over your head. its ok.

yah posting an image because you saw the telegraph in someones word even though its a form of dialect, from which they are from. Your so slick CeLL.

Troll attempt of CeLL
Result: Fail
Try Again: Yes or No

Warning! You only have one life left, please reconsider the shit you post or it could be game over

didnt just post that like 4 posts up?

got really drunk, picked up a girl I barely knew, a little odd but hey I was drunk. got her in the sack at her apt and figured out eventually that she was, er, "special". less aroused after that.

so she had a penis?

nope, she was missing a few brain cells.

Lol ok. I first thought you meant mentally lacking, but I really just wanted to say penis.

You're such a dick.

DONT BE A PRICK EQUAL!

Ok so heres my worst experience.
I was 11/12 somewhere in there. I was in a van with my mother and infant sister and my dog. We were taking a road trip from central indiana to, down to new mexico, over to arkansas, back up into wisconsin. (a big triangle)
Somewhere heading across texas or somewhere near. We were on some mountian like road that didn’t even have a shoulder to pull over to. It just so happened that I had to take a gianormous shit. So I had 2 choices, hold it for what would seem like forever, or shit in a small 13 gallon trash can (probably smaller.) I chose the latter. This is where I made my mistake. I was sitting on it because it appeared to be rather sturdy and I figured it get done fairly quickly. Sure enough this can starts to give in one spot and it causes it to bend. So here I am shitting in a bent ass trash can getting a charlyhorse in my hip/thigh area, my mother is driving hanging her head out the window, my infant sister who couldn’t speak sure learned PEW really fast, and my dog was trying to force his head out my mothers window for air. I was stuck like this for miles. Have fun with the visuals.

that and almost dying from appendicitis, that sucked pretty bad too.

Hey you wanted to say penis, I wanted to say dick