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So, today, after meeting my girlfriend's parents, my girlfriend asked them what they thought about me(after I left). And her mom was like: Isn't he a bit too handsome to be straight?

....

or ??


how bout you guys?

I believe that is a nice way of saying you look homosexual.

I loled, honey

lmao
"Yours is bigger than my dads"

Me too, luv

this shouldn't sound odd, your face n body screams homosexuality.

Only when I'm with you, of course.

definite xD

Internet Turning Thread Into Calling Doron a Homosexual.

Complete.

My friend said i sound like Mr Slave

Gay

Hey doron welcome to the forums. You remind me of someone hmm.

is this Dorons way of coming out of the closet

good for you Doron! even though we already knew this

You're FABULOUS!

Nice, you are one step to become the greatest gay on SRF.

Back in high school a random teacher who never taught me before cam up to me and said "You know, I've been watching you a bit lately and you just look like the kind of person who is going to flip out and start murdering people one day". Then they just walked away. I was speechless, I didn't know what to think >.<

well this is kinda same with my friends, we met someone, and none of us knew him rofl, except one, and he was straight but half of us thought he was gay, dunno why, maybe the way he dressed, hmmm tight jeans, a purse thingy, and very gelfucked hair
EDIT: oh and he had a red sweater

hm... some off the top of my head:
I bought some new pants last week and walking down the street some chick was like "Holy shit you're hot" and took off all her clothes right there. a bit odd.

After having sex with two 10s I picked up in a bar they told me, in a slightly accusatory tone, "how the **** are you so good?"

Oh, yeah, almost forgot, was walking into class one day when I saw some cutie in a row by herself so I promptly sat down next to her took my sunglasses off and put them in my leather jacket's front pocket draped that jacket over the back of my chair pulled an unlit cigarette and put it in my mouth and was like "sup?" and she gave me a contemptuous look at first but then melted and said "god I can't resist your charms anymore".

On a completely unrelated note, I just realized you can resize the quick reply box by dragging the corner, same with the normal reply box. Now I'm gonna be logging on to every forum I visit trying to resize boxes.

My ex girlfriend told me my ass smells sexy

LOOOL

what?

@Doron
Gratz but its old news by now...

For me, well this was weird:
Me: I like to eat Pizza with tomato ketchup and some mustard
My classmate: You're a c*nt. Only kids eat pizza with ketchup *laughter*

I was like wtf?

I kneu.

Meh, maybe you're more like a metrosexual, there's lots of those here.

Oddest thing someone said to me: "You're so smart, why can't you remember my birthday?"

STOP PICKING ON DORON, I'LL BACKTRACE YOU ALL ****, THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN SEE YOU ALL IPS AND THEN I FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND KILL YOUR FAMILY, YOUR COUCH, AND YOUR DOG.

Thank you. The word is out.


Thanks lov.

so many lulz @ topic.

Oh hey, another thread that has turned into one to get your postcount up.

OT: Random people saying my voice is sexy.

You're tall.