Need some interesting/funny measurement units for length

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

Any ideas? Trying to make a converter for the units in c++, would be nice if you could write its equivalent in meters or something so I don't have to go0gle for them.

CeLL · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:16 pm

um 15. that one always makes me laff.

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

Where would I be without you?

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Seconds.

I want to see how many seconds long my foot is

Doron · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:05 pm

I wanna see how tall I am in years.

Gaigemasta · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 4474 **Location:**

I don't think he wants two different types of principles being measured. I think he wants something like a replacement for distance.

You can do something satire like "1 lady gaga dick* and that would equal .08345 meters

Doron · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:32 am

Gaigemasta wrote:

I don't think he wants two different types of principles being measured. I think he wants something like a replacement for distance.

You can do something satire like "1 lady gaga dick* and that would equal .08345 meters

Ohh like that...

How many years is the distance from my toes to my crown?

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

How about 35 gaiges is worth 1 doron.
And 16 Dodos is worth 1 Squirt buck

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

One SRF equals ∞

Doron · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:01 am

Dude, am I on crack or is that eight flipped 90 degrees?

And Squirt, I don't get it.

Does that mean that I'm worth more than Gaige?

In that case I say yay, if not, Nay.

dom · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:06 am

Light years

e.g.: My dick is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000209 light years long.

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

[quote="Doron"]Dude, am I on crack or is that eight flipped 90 degrees?/quote]

in mathematics, that sign stands for infinity.

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

Doron wrote:

Dude, am I on crack or is that eight flipped 90 degrees?

in mathematics, that sign stands for infinity.

Doron · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:21 am

aha. cool, learnt something new.

I can do math now =)

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

Astronomical Units

dom · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:52 am

Doron wrote:

aha. cool, learnt something new.

I can do math now =)

If you get infinity on math, you're doing it wrong.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qszch

Vaya · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 1848 **Location:**

http://www.celebheights.com/
you can add some celebrities in a drop box, and a text box beside it.
for example, people can know how many JBs are the distance between the sun and the earth, or how many Lady Gagas is the height of the Eiffel tower

CeLL · **Posted:** Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:04 pm

Gaigemasta wrote:

I don't think he wants two different types of principles being measured. I think he wants something like a replacement for distance.

You can do something satire like "1 lady gaga dick* and that would equal .08345 meters

maybe he should have been more descriptive in what he wanted.

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

Because measurement units for length isn't descriptive enough.

Toasty · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 2568 **Location:**

Inches.

funny ya.

Oxyclean · **Joined:** Aug 2010 **Posts:** 714 **Location:**

dom wrote:

Doron wrote:

aha. cool, learnt something new.

I can do math now =)

If you get infinity on math, you're doing it wrong.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00qszch

now my head hurts

CeLL · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2010 12:52 am

iGod wrote:

Because measurement units for length isn't descriptive enough.

does this apply?

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