I'm farked!!

only_me · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 561 **Location:**

So this is the story:

my girlfriend of 9 months is atm at the funeral of her grandfather
my mom is atm at the funeral of her uncle

my girlfriend just txted me that she met my mother there.

so i'm relative with my girlfriend ._.

i never had any ideea.. i guess from now on it will be really awkward...

what whould you guys do in this situation?

l.e. : they already talked and it turns out that my mom is kinda of my girlfriend aunt

CeLL · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:02 pm

Could be friends of the family? Also, she could be married in or like 3rd cousins. O well. I hear insect is the best.

Dimethyltryptamine · **Joined:** Sep 2010 **Posts:** 161 **Location:** Melbourne

Seeing as it's your mon at the funeral you should be fine.

CeLL · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:29 pm

YAH MON!

Hostage · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:45 pm

CeLL wrote:

I hear insect is the best.

So what do you do exactly. Blend them into a smoothie like texture smothering them on your penis afterward?

I think 'll just stick to the human species instead, thanks.

OP:

You could always write a sitcom about your situation and make some money.

CeLL · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:46 pm

im tired, i dont even care enough to fix it.

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

F*ck you cell, why did you change your avatar

@Hostage: fail i guess

BloodyBlade · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:10 pm

CeLL wrote:

Could be friends of the family? Also, she could be married in or like 3rd cousins. O well. I hear insect is the best.

Small penis much?

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

heres the question that atters.

have you gotten in here panties yet?

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

Holy shit.. It's such a small world Isn't It?

only_me wrote:

my girlfriend of 9 months is atm at the funeral of her grandfather
my mom is atm at the funeral of her uncle

my girlfriend just txted me that she met my mother there.

so i'm relative with my girlfriend ._.

Your mother's uncle is your Granduncle.
Well, that means.. your girlfriend and you are second cousins

Ricooo · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 253 **Location:**

Biggest question is, why weren't YOU there? How come you've never met her in ANY family occasions? I smell BS.

Tia · **Joined:** Jun 2010 **Posts:** 859 **Location:**

lol haha sucks for u

iztupido · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:42 pm

sucks to be you

BloodyBlade · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:43 pm

Oh btw I just reported you to the police

CeLL · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:02 pm

BloodyBlade wrote:

CeLL wrote:

Could be friends of the family? Also, she could be married in or like 3rd cousins. O well. I hear insect is the best.

Small penis much?

im unclear as to the message you are attempting to convey. so here is some Conway Twitty, enjoy

LillDev!l · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2587 **Location:** OTL&OG

Ricooo wrote:

Biggest question is, why weren't YOU there? How come you've never met her in ANY family occasions? I smell BS.

Why?
I hardly know my family members aswell, besides direct family (sister / dad etc).
I know who my cousin's are slightly from when i was .. 4-5 or so.
Some families are less close than others eh?

cpinney · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:30 pm

how do you not know something like this.

ltsune · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 5751 **Location:**

cpinney wrote:

how do you not know something like this.

Yeah, that's exactly my thought. You have been her boyfriend for 9 months (or was it 6?) And you don't even know her family?

Anyway, good luck :wink:

Hostage · **Posted:** Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:30 pm

CeLL wrote:

BloodyBlade wrote:

CeLL wrote:

Could be friends of the family? Also, she could be married in or like 3rd cousins. O well. I hear insect is the best.

Small penis much?

im unclear as to the message you are attempting to convey. so here is some Conway Twitty, enjoy

The point he was trying to make is it would take a micro human penis to be able to have intercourse with a bug.

Here's come Tracy Chapman for your inability to comprehend what he was attempting to convey. Enjoy.

DumboDii · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 2961 **Location:** Finland

Call me mean but the story makes me smile more than feel pity.

evilpeta · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 895 **Location:** ...

disregard that, penis goes in vagina

aznronin · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1393 **Location:**

lol that is kinda funny

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:15 am

just use a condom and don't have retard babies...

Ganja · **Joined:** Sep 2009 **Posts:** 1494 **Location:**

XemnasXD wrote:

just use a condom and don't have retard babies...

Yup, the way I see it you have it made now she can't have any thoughts of long term commitments, you will just have great meaningless sex :sohappy:

CeLL · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:53 am

this place is seriously degrading beyond redemption.

SpaRxx · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:26 am

wincest?

only_me · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 561 **Location:**

her dad (my mom's cousin) divorced her mom like 14 years ago and he moved in another city..
even my mom said that she didn't talked to him for like 10 years..

i think i ll have a friend with benefits for a long long time :sohappy:

DumboDii · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 2961 **Location:** Finland

Correct term would be relative with benefits, right?

cpinney · **Posted:** Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:51 am

DumboDii wrote:

Correct term would be relative with benefits, right?

well played sir.

MrTwilliger · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 1374 **Location:** Hiding

My best friend and I are first cousins. For like, a year and a half we didn't even know we were related. One day she was going through her family tree and figured it all out. It was pretty surprising.
Nothing happened between us though, so it's a different situation. But still, it is a bit shocking.

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