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 Post subject: Looking for some new foods to try???
PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:10 pm 
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Horse semen shots at Hokitika Wildfoods Festival

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Shots of horse semen will be available at the Hokitika Wildfoods Festival in New Zealand next month and will allegedly taste like yummy milkshake.

Yup, that’s right. Adding to Hokitika Wildfoods’ infamous assortment of culinary delights - which range from ram’s testicles, fried scorpions, pig gut kebabs with fresh eel slime sauce and wasp larvae ice-cream – this year the foodie fest will be serving horse jizz.

The horse semen shot will apparently make the brave few who knock one back feel like stallions themselves. There’s even a possibility that drinkers will be able to choose their own “donor” horse.

Racehorse owner Lindsay Kerslake said: "Horses are pure testosterone. They have hardly any cholesterol, so the idea is you knock it back and feel like a stallion yourself.”

At NZ$10 a pop, the shots will come (snigger) au naturel or in scrumptious cherry, licorice and banoffee pie flavours.

"You often hear from a female perspective that semen has an awful alkaline taste, so we thought we'd better make it more user-friendly. Think of it like a milkshake," said Mr Kerslake.

For those concerned about the health implications of guzzling animal spunk, Kerslake had these words of comfort: "It's all safe - we're getting the semen in the same way breeders do, using an artificial vagina and storing it in the formula they use."

Well, phew! That’s put our mind at rest then.

Wildfoods spokeswoman Megan Wilson said the horse semen shots would definitely be "for the brave".

"But I don't think it's that disgusting,” she continued. “We never think anything is disgusting."

Hokitika Wildfoods Festival rightly claims to be the most "outrageous food experience" in New Zealand

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:14 pm 
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"Think of it like a milkshake"

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 2:53 pm 
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Actually i could try it, you and me Cell?


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MILKSHAKE!!? eeer WTF...everytime I have a little faith in human intelligence, I read something like this.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 3:48 pm 
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2 girls, 1 horse and 1 cup

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What the hell? Seriously, that's farked up and
the only reason is to shock and get publicity.

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like in hell if I would ever drink any semen of any being.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 4:57 pm 
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semen is a fairly common dish in some countries.

everyone says, O ITS JUST PROTIEN! GERGGLE GERGGLE GERGGLE! but its really not. its got hormones and other stuff it in that i wouldnt wantaffecting my body.

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I don't think that one shot could possibly affect your body, but whether it's harmless or not, it still came from a horse's penis and that's disgusting.

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when you really think about it, cutting up any living being and consuming its once pulsating flesh is disgusting. this is just adding insult to injury.

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true true. that's why I respect vegeatarians, but I guess I'm too weak to become one. I just can't go without meat. However, I do think that flesh and semen can not be compared. people who even consume the semen are taking it to another level.

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its not like they are sucking it out of the horses dick dood.

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how about I put my semen in a glass next time and give it to you to drink. it's not like you're sucking my dick.

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well walk over to a cow and cut a chuck out of it and cook it, or go buy some precut meat from a butcher.

theres a difference. sipping a cup vs wrapping your luscious lips around a throbbing horse penis. im pretty sure you can figure that one out.

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People drink jizz everyday. Meh.

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On behalf of my country, I apologize. Sorry ):

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On behalf of my country, I apologize. Sorry ):


lulz

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yah making aussies sound normal

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Anyone for a "shaken not stirred".. Strawberry Stallion shot?!
Sounds gross doesn't it?

Seriously! That is the most completely insane,sick article I've ever read.

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Anyone for a "shaken not stirred".. Strawberry Stallion shot?!
Sounds gross doesn't it?

Seriously! That is the most completely insane,sick article I've ever read.

Makes me proud that i posted it.

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CeLL wrote:
*BlackFox wrote:
Anyone for a "shaken not stirred".. Strawberry Stallion shot?!
Sounds gross doesn't it?

Seriously! That is the most completely insane,sick article I've ever read.

Makes me proud that i posted it.


and slightly erect... :sohappy:

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im about to make a cocktail
BWHAHAHAHAHA

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Wait WHAT?

Why??? How..???
I want to make my semen have licorice cherry flavor too!

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only gonna drink that if they put a gun against my head.

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common guys its not like you never tried some of your seamen and enjoyed it.

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when you really think about it, cutting up any living being and consuming its once pulsating flesh is disgusting. this is just adding insult to injury.

dude as primates we consume meat and vegetables =).. thats how it works.. u cant compare meat to Farking semen :banghead: ... i mean **** yea ill make a nice steak out of that cow.. but the semen hell no *****

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