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 Post subject: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:44 pm 
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Got hit accidently on my balls today when I was at the station waiting for the train. Now I'm a big guy and I take alot, but this made me fall to the ground like a little baby. All the people rushed to me thinking I had some sort of heartattack or something, because I dropped to the ground out of nowhere. But they got the picture pretty quick when they saw me holding my balls lol. I was reading the newspaper when some girl hit her bag precisely on the wrong spot. I didn't see it happen, just felt a fcking pain all of the sudden and I fell to the ground lol. She didn't even hit me that hard and the bag wasn't heavy, but it was exactly on the right spot. You know what I'm talking about, if they hit you precisely on the right spot even a little tick can make you feel like you're going to die lol.

Now it's like 8 hours later and they still hurt. I can't turn around comfortably in my bed without having pain. So why are our most precious jewels so fcking sensitive? :(

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 9:57 pm 
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What happened with the girl, she just didn't give a shit?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:06 pm 
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What happened with the girl, she just didn't give a shit?

Yea please elaborate xD

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:14 pm 
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Obviously she apologized. Actually I think she was the victim of this all, because I had to calm her down. She was shocked that I fell to the ground, because she thought it was nothing. Little did she know I hadn't felt such pain in years. She almost started crying. So I was lying there holding my balls and trying to calm her and saying I was oke. She was cool though, stayed with me till my train arrived.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:50 pm 
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I remember on vacation when I was around 16 I was playing some badminton and I hit myself in the nads with a racket. Sat in pain there for several minutes, maybe even 15minutes before I could move again xD I wish I knew why they're so sensitive buddy, maybe wear a cup from now on haha ;)

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When I was younger I would normally be goal keeper in all our football matches and 1 time I basically got blasted (direct impact) in the nuts by the ball, I dropped to my knees in pain and even managed to save a few shots whilst incapacitated, by flailing my left arm.. :D

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:14 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 12:34 am 
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lol. Ya he tried the old reach and grab move and got clocked in the nuts.

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:55 am 
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Well, try to lift some weight with your balls, and ask her to hit your balls with her bag again. lol

But yeah, it's a really pain, worse than any cut or whatsoever. The pain can feel it inside your organs connected to your balls... it's just... no words for it.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:32 am 
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I played a lot of football (soccer) back in the day...don't get me started

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:02 am 
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i jizzed in my eye once


Expound, please?

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Expound, please?


Bent over and came. Or he's 'gifted' and had no need to bend over.

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
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Hahaha, sorry but that's freaking hilarious. If I would have seen that I probably wouldn't be able to stand up because of laugther, I am pretty mean when it comes to laugh at peoples pain.

How ever I know what you're talking about. Back when I was younger I skated alot, and one time we competed of who could do a airwalk on the ground first. I failed something terribly and the nose on the board hit my nuts + it hit so hard next to the nuts that a piece of flesh was hanging next to them. That my friend is true pain. Imagine my fear when I first saw blood over my leg thinking it was my nuts that was bleeding, luckily it was not. I still got a scar. :soosad: :soosad:


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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
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I imagine the fear of thinking the blood was coming from your balls is even worse then the pain itself lol. protect those things like your life depends on it bra :sohappy:

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
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The first post made me lol. :D I hope karma won't punish me for it.

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haha yeah, I guess I would've laughed about it too if it had happened to somebody else. but the most funny part though was when all the people came rushing to me thinking I had some heartattack haha. a sudden panic on the trainstation lol.

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
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I'm sorry... but i giggled a little bit at your post. @heroo
Well, I hope you're okay.. xD

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 Post subject: Re: Why are our balls so freaking sensitive?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 3:42 pm 
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It's sensitive so that you can pay more attention to your "kids/sperm"

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Nevermind Blackfox.... From what depts of hell did you respawn and find yourself back here on SRF?

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Nevermind Blackfox.... From what depts of hell did you respawn and find yourself back here on SRF?

Trolling. I don't think there's any better valid reason

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Lmfao, I dislocated my knee a few months ago and I still think that being kicked in the nuts hurts much more than that. I think that a small tap hurts more than a full on kick though...


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The hell is "sp"?

Skill Point. We are a SRO forum after all. :roll:

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Is blackfox sp?


nahh, he's exp I think.

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