2 y'all playa haterz

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:03 pm

that's why you always work 3-4 girls at the same time. you're not a player if you win at the game, you're a winner.

keep it alpha son.

on a serious note, i'm having hard time being serious with girls since most of them are juste playing around, probably cause im seeing young girls around 18-20 tho, but I don't like girls my age neither, most of them that are single are single because theya re either fat, ugly or psycho.

yeha thats another ''omg i dont get girlzzz it keep me awake at night omg srf halp plox'' thread

inb4 ''vegeta you dont get girl''
inb4 ''lets be cool and talk off-topic in the off-topic section''
inb4 ''i don't get girl im beta''
inb4 ''vegeta i can be your girl i do good sammich''

woutR · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:28 pm

Have you considered anal beads?

cbkilla · **Joined:** Feb 2010 **Posts:** 1124 **Location:**

woutR wrote:

Have you considered anal beads?

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13206 **Location:** Life

In my opinion, your personality is probably largely why you don't' get quality women.

Vaya · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 1848 **Location:**

The scumbag chic looks cute

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

Tasdik wrote:

In my opinion, your personality is probably largely why you don't' get quality women.

Well he has to have another side to him other than what he portrays here on regular basis....How else will he sustain a prolonged relationship....Unless he plans to remain a bachelor all his life...which is OK too I guess...

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:17 pm

im a good guy, the damn prime minister holded me in her arms when i was a baby.

.curve · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:44 am

So the other day I was taking a shit. Did my business, went to stand up, and I guess a little dingleberry clinging for dear life was shaken off, so I heard/felt it drop a good distance into the bowl, and I was like...damn, I'm glad I didn't have to wipe that up.

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

.curve wrote:

So the other day I was taking a shit. Did my business, went to stand up, and I guess a little dingleberry clinging for dear life was shaken off, so I heard/felt it drop a good distance into the bowl, and I was like...damn, I'm glad I didn't have to wipe that up.

Happens to me often. That shit is scary.

Fiction · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 2:05 am

What do you call it when Batman ditches church!?

Spoiler!

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13206 **Location:** Life

^ Lol'd.

Aventus · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:13 am

So I can't figure it out, is this really bad trolling or just an over confident douchebag who thinks he's impressing anyone wih his "I keep 4 at a time" bullshit.

Avalanche · **Joined:** Jan 2006 **Posts:** 3606 **Location:**

I miss Stallowned :/

Bartic · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:17 am

Aventus wrote:

So I can't figure it out, is this really bad trolling or just an over confident douchebag who thinks he's impressing anyone wih his "I keep 4 at a time" bullshit.

Neither of us can.

iSinnnn · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 3:04 pm

oh it's definitely trolling. i'm sure a little bit of it is true each time though, i can believe he was talking to a girl and tried to flirt and got the "my boyfriend.." response. cried a little, came here.

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 4:44 pm

>me going around in the club last night
>girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as ****
>jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me
>her tongue taste like penis
>WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Phaedra · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 730 **Location:** Yes.

I love bacon.

*BlackFox · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 7923 **Location:**

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Damn! ROFL.

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

I Am Vegeta wrote:

>me going around in the club last night
>girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as ****
>jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me
>her tongue taste like penis
>WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.

I'm not "playa" "hatin" on ya bra... but I got to ask...... How'd you now what penis taste like???

omier · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 5985 **Location:** ...

Btw, a penis has no taste because you cannot taste skin...

Swindler · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:21 pm

BuDo wrote:

I Am Vegeta wrote:

>me going around in the club last night
>girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as ****
>jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me
>her tongue taste like penis
>WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.

I'm not "playa" "hatin" on ya bra... but I got to ask...... How'd you now what penis taste like???

My first thought too. Our little Vegeta the Man is actually a ****** who likes to take it in the butt. He has probably tried anal beads plenty of times. Im dissapoint. :soosad:

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

Sanktum wrote:

Btw, a penis has no taste because you cannot taste skin...

Well somehow he has found a distinction...It would probably have to take numerous taste tests to find it though....But he seemed to have pull it off..

Bartic · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 8:47 pm

I don't even...

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:44 pm

BuDo wrote:

I Am Vegeta wrote:

>me going around in the club last night
>girl i dont know come at me cause im alpha as ****
>jump on me out of nowhere and kiss me
>her tongue taste like penis
>WTF i say as i proceed to chris brown her.

I'm not "playa" "hatin" on ya bra... but I got to ask...... How'd you now what penis taste like???

there's my explanation

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

Nice try to redeem yourself..... too bad nobody buying that explanation...

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

SRF, why u hate playa?

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

We just hate playa wanna bes'....Real playaz don't know what c0ck taste like....

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

hahah, touché.

though you guys hate everything that has to do with party and girls. beta guys are fcked up yoo. doing my minor computer science at TU Delft right now and I gotta tell you, worst fcking decission i've ever made. those beta guys are scking the life out of me.

I Am Vegeta · **Posted:** Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:31 am

heroo wrote:

hahah, touché.

though you guys hate everything that has to do with party and girls. beta guys are fcked up yoo. doing my minor computer science at TU Delft right now and I gotta tell you, worst fcking decission i've ever made. those beta guys are scking the life out of me.

my friend are taking computer class at the university and they are always getting shit faced on week-end with their classmate, i guess they are specials

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