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When intoxicated post here and keep the rest of the forum free and clean.

Rule number one: No flames!

Rule number two: refer to number one.

Rule number tree:Don't spam in my topic,keep it funny and amusing.

Im going to start it off.

Okay so i threw a party at my appartment,i went to get snacks and drinks like any other good host would do.( because i care for my friends)

So i walk to the register of that store to find out it's the only open out of 4 register's....

Slightly irritated i wait in line and wait and wait..

Finally it's my turn and pay for the groceries and load it into my car..

Now i just think to myself where did i put my car keys again...

Then i rememberd i placed them in the trunk,at the front......

Again slightly more annoyed i replace all the groceries and get in the car and drive home.

I arrive at the crossroads and carefull as i am since it's a new car.

i'm beeing carefull looking in the mirrors sideways and thinking it's safe to drive across..

Boom..there's the little frickin teenager who likes to rollerblade across te crossroads FFS...

So i brake like satan going to heaven,making my ABS work like a prostitute on saturday night...

We both get a good scare and after i curse the kid to hell,by telling him i almost ran him over..

I'm completely awake after that experience,and drive home slowly..

I come home to find out im home alone,slightly dissapointed at that i fic myself a microwavi dinner and activate the television and my laptop then go to silkroad forums. ( offcourse)

Evening:


My friends appear and we slowly start the evening off with some jokes and a good movie before it's getting too late were unpopping the wine and have a good time..

I got hit on by my drunk ex-girlfriend who likes me even though im living together with my own true love...

We party and it's getting late so we decided that some have drunk a little to much and it's not safe for them to drive..

Since i love my friends to death i felt pushed to invite them over to stay.

IF they woudn't mind sleeping on the couch. naturally they tink its a good idea and we all go to sleep..

I'm having a severe hangover right now and i think it's not something that's going to go away in the next 2 days...

I'm going to bed shortly after this so if anyone notices the bazzilion grammar errors in this topic,they know why..

But sometimes a man has to make theire friends feel appreciated and loved..for enemies are many but love and true friends are few.

Hoped you liked my drunk topic,i hope i made you LOL a bit,because i think that's something we could always use.

So do you have any experiences?

Share them but remember were all nice to each other around here..

Or please do try to keep the flaming to a minimum.

Greetz Grimjaw.

I don't need a substance to have fun, I'm high by nature

im always hyper. i go into hysteria so easily sometimes i laugh randomly at things that arnt even funny

Drug post too?

Thanks draquish.

I know that feeling i really do,but this was a special case so i felt the need to go all out...

Who knows when i will see them again?

So i got drunk to...we had fun and we parted ways..

But man i know my head's going to BONK in the mornig though..

<3 Tylenol

No drugs man,..i have a job you know.

Whahahahha...i can just picture you doing that..

Awwwww, I guess I cant share my stories lol.

Sure man! i would like to hear them...

I'm all ears.

My story:

So in college the day before last i find out we have to do this project on some stupid french revolutionary thing. We got to draw the person we have to research on. I got A.R Turgot...

So i go home the next day and start researching on my person. Sadly, i find out that its actually a guy, and an ugly one by the looks of the portraits.

Then later i decided i was out of fruits. I went to the grocery store to by some oranges and apples. When i got home and started eating one of the oranges, i found out that they were used for cooking, not eating, so they were SUPER sour. $5 bucks wasted.

After that i went on SRF, obviously, and started spamming in the OTL lounge. Halfway through my post, everything goes dark. Stupid power out...so then i sat in the dark for like half an hour and listend to my ipod. But i got really bored so i decided to go upstairs and take a shower...but it was really dark so i slipped and bruised my arm.

Then i went to bed at 8:30 pm.

Hoped ya like the story of my life for the past two days. Hope it made u lol a bit...although mine isnt nearly as good as grims.

Lol.
K so once me and my friends are at this club. None of us were 18+ at this time. We get in, and the party is pretty krunk. Eventually we get krunk(high + drunk). One of my friends is soooooo wasted we have to leave him in his car wth the windows rolled down. We walk down to this hotel a couple of blocks away. We get there, and go to some kids room. We steal every single chair from the outsde rooms, and put them on our porch. This one kid is trying to trip on acid, but doenst have sissors so him, me , and my friend go to the guy downstairs. We ask for sissors and some eye drops(our eyes were messed up). The guy totally knows what is going down, but we think he is cool. We go back to the room, and the party continues. About 20 min later the door gets knocked on. The kid whos room it was goes up and looks. Cops. Oh ****. We all get up, and run all around to the other porches/other rooms(it had one of those roof balconies). Luckily my friend and I get to his car and get the hell out of there. We found of later that the kid who was doing acid and the kid who's room it was were thrown into jail. Everyone else got out. That was like 4 weeks ago, so my most recent memory lol.

Awww you got hurt no...

I think it's really bad luck that you'e power went out though..if there's one thing i DO need it's power..everything i have is almost all electricity..


I have an I-pod nano a white one.only 1 Gig though..

you're story about the oranges made me laugh a little im sorry..

lol, that was the whole point, to make ppl happy lol at me, i dont care
but im glad u liked my story. yeah the power rlly sucked. but we got it back the next day at 2 pm so i wasnt too bad.

You're lucky you got away there man!

But why did the cops knocken on you're door then?

Loud music?

You made me happy and i would never laugh at you.

I liked reading you're story and it made me feel a little better...
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Feel free to share you're stories or crazy adventures though..

I cant sleep like this because i know i would start to throw up..

Im not sick but my heads going..like a botter at nachals...left swing right swing.middle swing..left swing...right swing...you get the idea..

Heres a story about a party at my house:

It started out me and 2 other friends leaving after 2nd period and driving to my house because my parent were out of town. We immidiatly started taking shots of tequila by the salt and lime method(perty rough)

I wasnt planning on having a big party, but I had been intoxicated since like noon keep in mind. I had like5 people over, then another party in east atlanta was broken up, so my cell phone flooded with people asking to come over. Me in the state I was in said sure man come over. Before youi know it, about 20 people are at my house.

I thought it was cool and all and the girls waaaay outnumbered the guys, which is alwasy good at a party. So as more and more people gradually came, it got more intense. My stereos somehow got brought out, and so it was getting wild. At around 3:00 in the morn or so, the dance party was concentrated to my small kitchen and eventually ended at about 5:00 in the morning

A lot of people ended up spending the night, and to cap it off I spent the night with a certain someone in MY room

Ended up going into my kitchen ant about 7:00 AM, then goin back to sleep till 9.

Anyways it was a perfect party with no fights and evvvveryone was geeked up. Voted so far the best party of the senior year at my high school

oh AND I never yacked.

Sorry for the long post whoahhhhh

Dude sounds like you had one big ass party..

Someone special in you're room nice one...now i know why they call you PimpC.

Man i hate it when people fight at party's...

I hate going to the parents of my GF but it's something i just have to accept....

you're party's sound like fun i wish i could be there sometime..

What makes a party good I think is not careful planning, but the right people, girls, and everyone gotta be drinking

Oh yea and I cant stand violent drunks, buncha noobs.

Violent drunks get the cold bucket treatment in my place.

Yeah i know what you mean,when the party is natural it's the best..

Crap i just realised im listening to Akon and snoop dogg for the past 20 minutes..I wanna love you lol...

Ooh man my head...

Damned wine i knew i should of kept it to beer alone...

this is what i drank:

Barco.
Tequila with salt on hand which i licked from the top of hand

Goldstrike.

beer.

Heineken.

More mixes then cher on crack,

Lol hmmm...there is at least ONE PERSON sleeping over at my house 90% of the time. One of my homie's keeps his computer here next to mine...

It gets kinda annoying when there's never no friends over. Today for once there aren't. But I guarantee when I come home from work tonight, there will be at least 3 people with my bro...

Meh I've never played SRO or WoW drunk, nor have I been on these forums. I made a few posts and a thread while I was on ecstasy two days ago...dunno if anyone noticed the over-happiness.

EDIT: Grim you're not sposed to drink wine with beer or hard alcohol, they don't mix that well.

Oh yeah and liquor before beer, nothing to fear, beer before liquor, never been sicker.

I know..threw up this morning into the bathroom sink...

xtc doesn't make you happy

feel so ziggidy ziggidy ziggidy ziggidy floatin in extacyy

PIMP YOU LISTEN TO BONE THUGS TOO??????


It makes you happy when you're on it, I'll tell you that much Woutr. Although it is true that every time you take that drug, you lose a slight degee of your potential to be happy. If you overdo it, you can destroy your brains seratonin thingys and you can leave yourself devoid of emotion, PERMANTLY.

Cuz the guy downstairs decieded to be a hardass.

hardass by calling the cops?lol

Why ISNT he? I see people doing shit all the time, as long as they pay, I dont give a ****.

He's a bitch for calling the cops on yall

The fat police(most of them) are easy to run away from, and you better hope they dont shoot you