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MightyMast · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 1 **Location:** Germany

some jokes for offtopic

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.

(removed)

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.

<Signature Removed> - Key-J

i play silk road · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 919 **Location:**

wow

really funny i laughed so hard uu couldnt even hear it

theyre like 100000 years old them jokes

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

It's a bot.

Look at the sig.

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

He wants to make a name for himself

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

iGod wrote:

He wants to make a name for himself

He better comes up with better jokes or he'll never make one.

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

I've heard worse.

I'm not saying there good, but there's always worse.
And some Englishperson wrote the best joke ever.

Key-J · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:53 pm

Although it was a bot, and he is in line for bannation, it was easy to remove his sig. And he posted jokes, n everyone loves jokes

RuYi · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7145 **Location:** Done.

Well his jokes were really lame! But one can't expect much from a bot, of course. :roll:

takolin · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4238 **Location:** Life

Key-J hates the Germans.

Want a hug Key?

*hugs Key.

0l3n · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:00 pm

i got one:

At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is receiving oral sex from a 98 year old woman.

Q - They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?
A- Don't Look Down!

Mauler109 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 586 **Location:**

Three Guys walk into a bar, you think one of them would have seen it.

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:38 pm

MightyMast wrote:

:) some jokes for offtopic

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Q: Did you hear about the basketball player with leprosy?
A: He was all over the court.

(removed)

Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Give it a nipple.

<Signature Removed> - Key-J

Err.....not funny.............

Lol the "Q: How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A: Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from." is a lilt

Others are strange......

Ryo-Ohki · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 521

Extremely racist joke removed before Key-J starts getting PMs.

Stallowned · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 pm

I thought they were funny.. although I didn't get a chance to see the "removed" ones

0l3n · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:04 pm

Ryoko-Ohki wrote:

Extremely racist joke removed before Key-J starts getting PMs.

that was fast

woutR · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:23 pm

I think I posted this one quite some times, but I think it's still funny.

After years of saving a poor farmer finally buys a fully automatic milking machine for his cows. Everything is going just fine and he's making good money.
Then one day he hears moaning coming from the shed where his milking machine is, he runs to the shed to find out what is going on.
In the shed he finds his son with his d1ck in the machine, and the farmer says: ' Hahaha, tough luck son, the machine will only stop at 30 liters !'

0l3n · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 9:34 pm

woutR wrote:

I think I posted this one quite some times, but I think it's still funny.

After years of saving a poor farmer finally buys a fully automatic milking machine for his cows. Everything is going just fine and he's making good money.
Then one day he hears moaning coming from the shed where his milking machine is, he runs to the shed to find out what is going on.
In the shed he finds his son with his d1ck in the machine, and the farmer says: ' Hahaha, tough luck son, the machine will only stop at 30 liters !'

hahahah!

nadare32 · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 337 **Location:**

Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?

Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.

for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you

[SD]happynoobing · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2349 **Location:**

nadare32 wrote:

Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?

Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.

for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you

lol, initially i thought it would have something to do with the excess electricity...

0l3n · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:22 pm

nadare32 wrote:

Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?

Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.

for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you

that was pretty funny :roll:

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:26 pm

nadare32 wrote:

Why shouldnt you shower with a pokemon?

Because it will "pikachu"! lol bad joke but thats all i know.

for those who didnt get it ...pikachu = peek at you

Whahahahha.

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