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BakeMaster, use your genius to tell me why limbs fall asleep. Are they tired? it makes no sense to me.

Its just all numb and tingly and it feels weird.

Maybe they should amputate.

Who else likes powdered donuts? The lil' mini hostess ones. With white powder.

You know eating powdered dounts while drinking an ice-cold Coca-Cola at 4a.m. is a great way to start your day ^_^.

When you eat it too fast you end up looking like tony montana, cuz all the white powder all over your face.

What would you do if you were a cuban drug lord?

Id probably marry hillary clinton. Then make a speech about how "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!".

Ooh! I wonder whats inside Fort Knox. They always say its gold but i bet its not. Its probably where they experiment with drugs. I bet its like a big tree house when you go inside it hehe. A big drug tree house. Where all the presidential people go to play Truth or Dare and do cocaine. Or powdered donuts. But it just looks like cocaine. Has anyone here ever done cocaine? I haven't. I was gonna do cocaine to lose weight once but PsYch008 said it was a bad idea. I mean im just too lazy to lose these extra few pounds. I know Ryoko would say something about his ridiculous training regimen right about now, but im lazy :[

Maybe thats why Ryoko owns a website about sro...

He just wants to show off

I wonder what my website would be like if i owned one...

I bet not that many people would visit it :[

Id probably talk about Fort Knox being a tree house where the president and his friends do cocaine coated powderededed donuts.


Hahaha Dough Nuts. Like an almond covered in dough. that would be funny ^^.


Am i even typing right now? Wow...

I should lay off the coke and powderededed donuts at 4a.m.

But then how would i keep my girlish figure?

My legs still asleep. Now i think my brains asleep. My hair hurts now too...


I bet this will be a forgotten thread, like everything i make ^^

btw, does anyone here play WarCraft 3? Im on the orc campaign, the undead campagin was really tough! but those frost wyrms sure came in handy :]


I wonder if Frost Wyrms would like powdered donuts...


The world may never know.

Wow, that wore me out just reading all that. LOL! I was so unprepared, I haven't had my daily dose of Starbucks yet

Btw, put down the donuts... Deep breaths and relax lol

Stay away from cocaine Sena.

That TOTALLY caught me off guard xD Kudo's Sena, if you get these kind of posts from cocaine, and manage to lead a normal life, please, do more cocaine ^^

Well therein lies the comedy in this post.

Do i actually do cocaine at the tender young age of 15?

I mean im still a virgin, imagine me snortin yayo!

Its a secret the world may never know.


xD

Limbs fall asleep when you are in a position that pinches a nerve between your brain and the limb. After a while, the lack of information being sent through that nerve makes it start to go a little crazy and send a whole bunch of false information. Or at least, that's how I remember it. It's definitely pinching a nerve.


I think I know why you post so much.

lol what?

cuz my breakfast consists of pure sugar?

My eyes hurt so bad tears started pouring from them and it felt like Fire Ants were in my eye-sockets.


Too much computer time at the wee hours of the morning.

I told myself a gazillion times to go to bed at midnight but nooo. I just ignore myself.

I abuse my own body...its horrible :[

:btw:

Its very nice to see you back Bakemaster! You were gone for awhile :[

werent you making movies in your absence? something along those lines...

Gaahhh my memory is horrible.

Pure sugar makes you hyper, which is darn fun to watch.

Sugar plus caffeine. I have known a few people who drank soda with their breakfast every morning. One of them when I was in high school would buy a liter bottle of Jolt every day before school. He was a complete mess.

I was gone because I stopped playing SRO and switched to Carpe Diem. And yeah I was also working in film. Now CD is no more and there's no film work in Boston during the winter.

:[

sry bake... but its nice to see you back at any rate...

Hummm...

Wel its not rly a breakfast i stayed up all night and wanted a snack so i ate 4 of those mini donuts and had half a can of soda whichll probably be the onyl soda i will drink all day.

Im a Fiji kinda guy ^^

Oh ya and some yayo. Did i? Didnt i?

The world may never know.

Like a tootsie pop.


Yumm.

1st water is good for you

2nd coke isnt, but sometimes its fun, but dont get into it. ......

3rd i never eat breakfast but instead i drink coffee with chocolate and cream in it every morning, then i eat crap for lunch and usually no dinner, im probably gonna die of unhealthyness if i dont stop my habits, and i suggest you do the same buddy. we should eat healthier.

4th ummm... yup. i dont know anymore.

5th bake is a genius.

peace.

well if youre FATASS would ever scroung some monies together, and come pick my ass up from SD then we could go eat healthy together. BUT WHATEVER peace im ..... out.


lolol.

well, ill figure out how much it will cost to drive down there, its been like 5 months since ive been down there, last time i went down there some of my friends got arrested in mexico, but we came back with lots of perscription pillz....

anyways...


yea, should take maybe a couple hundred, probably less hehe.

ill figure it out...

or wait...

maybe we should have bake figure it out, cuz he is the resident genious...

ok bake here ya go...

i live in reno nevada, i want to travel to San Diego, my car (Jeep Cherokee Limited v8) gets about 21 miles to the galon. the current gas prices here are around 2.75 a gallon. how much money will it cost me to get to SD and back...

woot.

peace once again.

And how much will it cost me to get duct tape so i can tape him to my ceiling and poke him with a duct tape stick?


hahhaha roflwpnt.

I once slept on my arm and woke up in the middle of the night. My arm felt numb and wierd and I couldn't move it at all, not even my fingers....well for 15 seconds anyway. if it was longer I probably would've started freaking out.

You think that's bad?

Try waking up with 2 sleeping arms and try to scratch your nose!

lol, never had that exact thing happen, but i have had it so my arm is so numb i cant move it for like 25 minutes, when it finally decides to function again. haha.

its completely weird when you ACTUALLY really cant move your arm... paralyzation FTL

Yeah and one time, at band camp, my middle leg fell asleep... (never mind)

Yeah and when it is waking up, it tickles like hell!
Never takes 25 minutes though, my limbs are awake within a few minutes, luckily!

The only thing worse than having that happen is if the alarm were to suddenly go off at the same time... aimlessly slapping jello arms/hands at the snooze buttun with no success





LMFAO

That made me LOL for quite some time!
Thank god I don't have an alarm. It's just a waste of money if you throw them against the wall each morning. I'm always late, no matter what.
That's the way I am. It doesn't suit me to be on time.

Heh, that sounds like it should be a scene from Azumanga Daoih or something.

I start my morning with a 20oz bottle of caffeinated diet soda every day, though I've cut out all other caffeine.

I NEED it.

diet soda is really bad for you... if you start having unexplained weird symptoms, cut the diet soda...

when i switched to diet, i got the symptoms of urinary tract infection... it was farkin awesome...thats when i quit drinking soda alltogether. so yea, that artificial sweetener is dam bad for you, be careful.

Well that's very healthy

I know it removes paint, etc. But coffee is nasty, and regular soda is too sweet. Not liking tea either.

sorry for the derailing of the topic.

cant wait untill the other leg falls asleep

Diet soda is the devil.

I try to drink as little caffeinated stuff as possible so that on the days when I really, really, REALLY need it, I can nurse a can of coke or an iced tea for hours. It scares me how quickly you can feel the caffeine working, in the sore part under your eyes.

EDIT: hellsharpt, did you actually just apologize for taking one of SENA'S threads ever so slightly off topic?

Caffeine has no effect on me whatsoever.
And no it isn't becuse I get too much of it (I haven't drank a soda or coffe in ages)

that's my guy

express yourself like you did with me