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I love weed, but I can't stand other people who do it. Nearly every pothead I know is greedy, selfish, and never willing to share any of their drugs. These people will use anything as an excuse.



Potheads take the word "flakey" to a new level. Making plans with a weed addict is like Farking a prostitute - they tell you that they're coming, but you know it's a lie.

Stoners only talk about one thing: weed. I can't stand being in a room and having to listen to a group of them argue and engage in long, heated discussions about it:

Stoner #1: "Dude, this is fuckin' dank herb man!"
Stoner #2: "No way, that's just green bud, it ain't shit."
Stoner #1: "Naw man, this is the bomb dizzity dank. It doesn't look like it, but this stuff is insane."
Stoner #2: "Seriously bro, my friend had that exact same shit, it aint no thang."
Stoner #1: "Yeah but he prolly got a stem, this shit's pure, dawg. Trust me."

They go on like that for hours and it's ridiculous. Weed is weed; you smoke it and get high. End of discussion.

I think pot should be legal, that's just my opinion. However, I'm not about to devote my life to it. Groups like the "Legalize Cannabis Alliance" lounge around and brainstorm cheesy slogans like "Legalize it, don't penalize it.". The organizations throw thousands of dollars into making promotional posters, leaflettes, and bumper stickers for their cause. I say, if you're going to invest that much money to smoke pot legally, take the cash and buy yourself a one-way ticket to Amsterdam where stoners already won the war on drugs.

Then there are the musician weedheads who say, "I'm better at the [instrument] when I'm high." That's such bullshit. Everything sounds awesome when you're stoned. I could play a keyboard for five hours and think I'm the greastst pianist on the planet before realizing it's not even turned on. Watch, I'll get high and try and rap.

...

Here I go yo. Mofo.

I smoked pot, now I'm spacing out like an astronaut.
I stare at a white wall and see poka-dots and sun spots..
I watch a bird outside and think it's my high school mascot.
When I'm high, I behave fruity like an apricot.

When I'm out of bud, I smoke the marijuana stalks
'till my eyes get bloodshot and my guts get blood clot.
My rhymes are comical like fox trot.
Damn. Doctor? Remind me not to ever write on my site while high (ot). Starchy marchy parchment tater tot.

See? That looks totally awesome right now because I'm baked. I read it and think I'm better than Eminem and Skittles. Too bad. Tomorrow I'm going to wake up, read this, and think I'm an asshole. Maybe I'll change it, maybe not.

Holy cornflakes Batman, I can't really remember what I was writing about.

Holy shit.

Listen. This is like... ground breaking new stoner technology: I'm going to light both ends of a joint and suck through a hole in the middle. My hypothesis is that I will get twice as high. I can't believe nobody's thought of this before.



im gonna go now! *waves*

you guys from the states think pot is a great thing, something special... its so normal smokin one here in holland since its legal..

what is everybody with this wheed
this forum is like some drugstore with nice suggestions what to smoke
maybe we should open our own store too with SRF special wheed
i don't like this kind of thing

i perfer to be clean like a baby...

my roommate's bro has the FBI monitoring him for doing thoses kind of things

kind of creeply

There's already numerous topics on this.
*Leaves and doesn't come back*

Agrees

i'm so accustomed to sharing. haven't really met anyone that sheisty.

whatever though, there are too many topics on marijuana. haha!

i agree that there are too many topics on this, but Maniac gets 10pts for having the most hilarious one by far. :)

Lol. My homie makes rap and techno while blazed all the time. But those are actually good.

I'm a stoner. Probly not your typical one but I am a stoner. And me and my homies don't ONLY talk about how dankety dank our weed is. You can't really talk about it for hours, I dunno WTF your homies are on but it ain't weed only weed if they're doin that.

Hmm what was the point of this post again? I forget.

EDIT: Oh yes the fact that many stoners are stingy. That's very true. Mostly.
Up until this past week I've been smoking people out daily. It gets old, weed is expensive. Now I need to seriously cut down on my spending, so we'll see who the real homies were and who the ones were that just used me.

Sigh.

Yea me to Is worst/stupid thing you can do it to you self and others.
But if you are realy sick ex cancer and have pain so perhaps is ok..

+2

shoo guys go flame botters leave stoners alone

uhhh @ canakin why ?

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!



Brilliant!

i dunno BlackFox my honey.. stoners dont deserve flames i am just giving em a target to screw with not for i hatebots or something

Go learn to speak english before you critisize me on anything.

EDIT: People smoke weed because they choose to, they enjoy the effect it gives them, EXACTLY in the same fashion that one might enjoy drinking. Before any of you go on another one of these stupid tangents on how bad weed is and how retarded weed smokers are for smoking weed, go look at all of the people drinking alcohol regularly or excessively.

Peace.

What the hell you talking about ??

I'm talking about the fact that you need to worry about your own shit dude. You think I've got a problem? Cool, but why don't you look at your own problems before worrying about other peoples?

**** off ..I talking about drugs and what Maniac post.. Nothing about you .stupid idiot

Lol you're the dumbass, dumbass. I do drugs. You're talking about me you retard.

you do and who is retarded now .

this post is stupid man, if you smoke weed then you are a stoner, so basically you are talkin shit about yourself...

only some stoners are annoying, and if you find those kind then dont hang out with them, problem solved.

Lol. I'm done with you, you're so incredibly stupid I can't even properly argue with you. Fucken retard.

EDIT:

Easy. Good common sense, and OMG FROM A STONER WHAT?!?!?!?!

Good so shut the fu.ck up.Fu.cktard

Yes sir Mr. Smart.

Lol go bot some more SP.

yea amazing huh, we all arent a bunch of retards, weird...


but yea, i do pretty much all drugs in moderation (except meth :-O)... and i consider myself anything but a retard... as long as you know how to control things you do, and know what your body/mind can handle, you will be fine.

The problem is most people cant control how much they do, and they dont know how much they can handle, so they spiral out of control.

And why have a thread about drugs when this stuff make ppl retardet..

@ Blackchocob0 STFU---

ummm.... you cant say anything until you are no longer "retardet" lol... we have already told you about 300 times how to spell retarded. hehe. its ok tho we still love you. we just accept your small brain.

I don't. That kid gets on my nerves pretty badly lol.

That's the bottom line of it too Psych. Most people don't know their own limits. Or they can't control themselves and exceed those limits. Too many people have little willpower and self-discipline.

Not I. I have lost roughly 80 pounds and I have quit cigarettes in my lifetime, both without any crazy ass patch or pill or aid lol.

Willpower and self-discipline can take one very far.

RETARDED
Happy now PsYch008 ? Hehehe
No all who take drugs have a nut brain .

P.s I dont talking about cigarettes. if someone smoke cigarettes i dont care .
but not weed/Marijuanna Makes you ******** And other drugs