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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:32 am 
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In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from
Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young
bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed
distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee
and inspected the elephant's foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply
embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the
wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down
its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious
look on its face, stared at him for
several tense moments.

Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were
standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot
off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then
trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn't help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the
railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the
elephant and stared back in wonder.

The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe's legs
and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same elephant. :-)

lol i though it was funny

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Lol, nice ending .. almost wasn't going to read it becasue of those first 2 sentances. Was starting to sound liek one of those youtube ' KAKKEBKAKKBE' post it 3 times or die comments.

lol again un-expected ending.

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Plus44 wrote:
almost wasn't going to read it becasue of those first 2 sentances. Was starting to sound liek one of those youtube ' KAKKEBKAKKBE' post it 3 times or die comments.

Same thing I was thinking.

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Plus44 wrote:
Lol, nice ending .. almost wasn't going to read it becasue of those first 2 sentances. Was starting to sound liek one of those youtube ' KAKKEBKAKKBE' post it 3 times or die comments.

lol again un-expected ending.


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yeah i though it was funny lol

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Laughs...damn that guy got fuct up right in front of his kid. Good thing that didn't actually happen...but then again...you know it's happened once within the universe. It's not THAT unlikely. :P

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