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Post subject: come in all Christ believers, hm, possibly Satanists Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:59 pm |
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after watching a replay of Arnold's End of Days, got me thinking, how are you suppose to stop Satan? there is a part of the movie goes like this:
a man (possessed by Satan) walks into a Church (a house of God!!!) to get his chick back. a Father sees him and realizes who the man really is, takes out his Cross and says his thing "By the power of God, I command thee...." [the man grabs the Cross (which should burn his hand according to some movies) and stabs the Father in the head]
Arnold once said in the movie "Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I choose my Glock" but however, this is one of the cases where guns cant do jack sht, the man took a HE grenade (launched from a grenade launcher) to the chest, 5min later.... HE POPS BACK UP!!!
worst part is that, say, you totally destoryed his human body, Satan can just dump that body and come possess yours (just like the movie where Arnold became possessed himself)
so any comments or thoughts?
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:08 pm |
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God>Satan
Geez, all you have to do is read ze Bible >_>
Satan(Lucifer, the archangel) made ze music in heaven. God praised him for it(Good job, you're doing great...etc...etc...) and it got to Satan's head. Satan started rounding peeps up to come jump God. Of course, god alrdy knew this. So satan comes up to God's throne...all pumped with his peeps, capped +11 gear and everything. God goes...*smack* and sends Satan to earth. And gives him his own little domain. Now, back in ze old testament people's souls...don't remember, the thing is God sent his son to die for our sins, then he went to Hell(yes, jesus went to hell) and took ze key from ze devil, saying "Well, I've alrdy died for ALL their sins...so you might aswell hand it  "
Why is ze devil still here? Because God doesn't like evil things.
Why is God doing all this? Free will. He wants us to CHOOSE him.
Of course this isn't straight from ze bible but paraphrased by me.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:14 pm |
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@draquish well, the Father must believed in the Bible (b/c he was a Father duh) and he got stabbed in the head, lol, so... anyways, why are you replacing the word 'the' with 'ze'?
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:18 pm |
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because he is ze moron.
am a Sikh, not really particing but i just dont belive in god. also seeing
how the bibles new testiment and old one contridict each other. isnt that
like god saying
"well i farked up big time and messed up with the jews, so forget
everything i said and lets change it all around"
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:24 pm |
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draquish wrote: God>Satan
Geez, all you have to do is read ze Bible >__>
True......
And im gona smack ze litl face of your whit that "Ze".........
Im ze best i know
Satman The Face
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:27 pm |
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Being a father doesn't mean poopy crap. Haven't you seen the news about fathers raping the young?
Btw, quick bible verse:
2 Corinthians 4:4 wrote: Satan, who is the god of this world, has blinded the minds of those who don't believe. They are unable to see the glorious light of the Good News. They don't understand this message about the glory of Christ, who is the exact likeness of God. 5 You see, we don't go around preaching about ourselves. We preach that Jesus Christ is Lord, and we ourselves are your servants for Jesus' sake.6 For God, who said, "Let there be light in the darkness," has made this light shine in our hearts so we could know the glory of God that is seen in the face of Jesus Christ. 7 We now have this light shining in our hearts, but we ourselves are like fragile clay jars containing this great treasure.* This makes it clear that our great power is from God, not from ourselves. Revelation 12:9 wrote: This great dragon—the ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, the one deceiving the whole world—was thrown down to the earth with all his angels. 10 Then I heard a loud voice shouting across the heavens,
"It has come at last— salvation and power and the Kingdom of our God, and the authority of his Christ.* For the accuser of our brothers and sisters* has been thrown down to earth— the one who accuses them before our God day and night. 11 And they have defeated him by the blood of the Lamb and by their testimony. And they did not love their lives so much that they were afraid to die. 12 Therefore, rejoice, O heavens! And you who live in the heavens, rejoice! But terror will come on the earth and the sea, for the devil has come down to you in great anger, knowing that he has little time."
13 When the dragon realized that he had been thrown down to the earth, he pursued the woman who had given birth to the male child.14 But she was given two wings like those of a great eagle so she could fly to the place prepared for her in the wilderness. There she would be cared for and protected from the dragon* for a time, times, and half a time. 15 Then the dragon tried to drown the woman with a flood of water that flowed from his mouth.16 But the earth helped her by opening its mouth and swallowing the river that gushed out from the mouth of the dragon.17 And the dragon was angry at the woman and declared war against the rest of her children—all who keep God's commandments and maintain their testimony for Jesus. 18 Then the dragon took his stand* on the shore beside the sea. Revelation 20 wrote: He seized the dragon—that old serpent, who is the devil, Satan—and bound him in chains for a thousand years.3 The angel threw him into the bottomless pit, which he then shut and locked so Satan could not deceive the nations anymore until the thousand years were finished. Afterward he must be released for a little while. 4 Then I saw thrones, and the people sitting on them had been given the authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for their testimony about Jesus and for proclaiming the word of God. They had not worshiped the beast or his statue, nor accepted his mark on their forehead or their hands. They all came to life again, and they reigned with Christ for a thousand years. 5 This is the first resurrection. (The rest of the dead did not come back to life until the thousand years had ended.)6 Blessed and holy are those who share in the first resurrection. For them the second death holds no power, but they will be priests of God and of Christ and will reign with him a thousand years.
The Defeat of Satan 7 When the thousand years come to an end, Satan will be let out of his prison.8 He will go out to deceive the nations—called Gog and Magog—in every corner of the earth. He will gather them together for battle—a mighty army, as numberless as sand along the seashore.9 And I saw them as they went up on the broad plain of the earth and surrounded God's people and the beloved city. But fire from heaven came down on the attacking armies and consumed them. 10 Then the devil, who had deceived them, was thrown into the fiery lake of burning sulfur, joining the beast and the false prophet. There they will be tormented day and night forever and ever.
The Final Judgment 11 And I saw a great white throne and the one sitting on it. The earth and sky fled from his presence, but they found no place to hide.12 I saw the dead, both great and small, standing before God's throne. And the books were opened, including the Book of Life. And the dead were judged according to what they had done, as recorded in the books.13 The sea gave up its dead, and death and the grave* gave up their dead. And all were judged according to their deeds.14 Then death and the grave were thrown into the lake of fire. This lake of fire is the second death.15 And anyone whose name was not found recorded in the Book of Life was thrown into the lake of fire. Ah, yes, Revelations. Me favorite book ^.^ To clear stuff up. You do not go to heaven when ye die. Ye die and wait for christ to come back. Lake of fire: Hell Devil was thrown down to Earth. Lamb=Jesus. Btw, heres why: Acts 26 wrote: to open their eyes, so they may turn from darkness to light and from the power of Satan to God. Then they will receive forgiveness for their sins and be given a place among God's people, who are set apart by faith in me.'
get it?
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:29 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:29 pm |
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HTVHitokiri wrote: Hope this topic some how can go on without getting ugly. But the way normal non religious topics go, i doubt it  +1 I can smell the flames already 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:30 pm |
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_Lana_ wrote: draquish wrote: God>Satan
Geez, all you have to do is read ze Bible >__> True...... And im gona smack ze litl face of your whit that "Ze"......... Im ze best i know Satman The Face
wow i am shocked, so thats what happens after you smack ze...very
zekzeee
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:38 pm |
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He started to copy <__<
But Revelation is interesting
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:39 pm |
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i will personally PM nasty gay porno to the person(s) who get(s) this thread locked
i want to know the answer
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:42 pm |
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user wrote: so any comments or thoughts? user wrote: I want to know the answer
First you need to ask a valid question 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:02 pm |
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Hey, draq, I think I have something to add and change to your story.
I havent read Revelations, but heres what I do remember, correct me if Im wrong cos youve already read it...
Shortly....
K, so there will be this evil person (respresent of the satan) wholl decieve everybody and gain world domination. With his poewrs he will make everybody who oppose him to suffer, meaning that every one that believes in something other than Satanism will suffer. Then theres God coming to help us  . There will be this thing called the Transfer, or The Carryover (sounds lame) or whatever, but in a blink of an eye everybody who believes in God will be instantly taken off the Earth and cerried to Heaven. Then, every single person left on Earth will have to experiense all kinds of terror falling upon them, meteors, earthquakes, fires, floods, all will be wiped out, and after the terror lasts for 7 years itll be only Satan left. Then, theres this mighty, heavenly light that destroyes Satan. So Earth becomes an empty place, then God carries everybody back to Earth and there will be only pure souls, that know no evil, therefore nothing bad will happen and Earth will be the perfect place. The time when God returns people back to Earth will mark the beginning of a new and perfect era and there is no more Satan, no more evil and so....
Again, correct me if Im wrong, thats all I remember....
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:29 pm |
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ERR! Wrong!
The earthquakes and wars and badness are a SIGN.
Then the people who truly beleive in God, and have given their soul to him will dissapear. Like that. Bam.
The people who will stay on Earth will have NO IDEA of WTF is going on. Of course some people who dissapear will be driving all kind of machinery, so plane crashes, accidents, and all kind of craziness will follow.
Great confusion will engulf the Earth.
Then Mr. Satan comes into play.
Every1 will like him. He will be liked by every1. Except those who know who he truly is.
Whole bunch of stuff happens. They rebuild the holy temple. They will announce the seven years of "Peace". In the temple of god Satan will declare himself to be god. And since every1 will love this dude, every1 will beleive and bow down to him. Seven years of absolute darkness will folow.
Then jesus will come down a THIRD time(one was the cross, second was when he took ze people) and take those who have withstood the adversities, and have not let themselves be marked by the seal of the beast, and worship god.(the beast=satan).
Its a hard book to understand, I know.
But there is a game, a book, and a movie for it to be more easy for you to understand ze truth.
Game:
http://www.eternalforces.com/
Books:
http://www.leftbehind.com/channelbooks.asp
Movies:
1) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190524/
2) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283644/
3) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443567/
And much more.(Lol, I sound like a cheap commercial  )
1)Look up your nearest Christian church, and call.
Don't even introduce yerself, just ask ze pastor to explain last books of the bible to you.
2)Watch ze movies, play the game, read ze books.
3)Grab a bible and read.(heh, its all in thr  )
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:32 pm |
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draquish wrote: ERR! Wrong! The earthquakes and wars and badness are a SIGN. Then the people who truly beleive in God, and have given their soul to him will dissapear. Like that. Bam. The people who will stay on Earth will have NO IDEA of WTF is going on. Of course some people who dissapear will be driving all kind of machinery, so plane crashes, accidents, and all kind of craziness will follow. Great confusion will engulf the Earth. Then Mr. Satan comes into play. Every1 will like him. He will be liked by every1. Except those who know who he truly is. Whole bunch of stuff happens. They rebuild the holy temple. They will announce the seven years of "Peace". In the temple of god Satan will declare himself to be god. And since every1 will love this dude, every1 will beleive and bow down to him. Seven years of absolute darkness will folow. Then jesus will come down a THIRD time(one was the cross, second was when he took ze people) and take those who have withstood the adversities, and have not let themselves be marked by the seal of the beast, and worship god.(the beast=satan). Its a hard book to understand, I know. But there is a game, a book, and a movie for it to be more easy for you to understand ze truth. Game: http://www.eternalforces.com/Books: http://www.leftbehind.com/channelbooks.aspMovies: 1) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190524/2) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283644/3) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443567/And much more.(Lol, I sound like a cheap commercial  ) 1)Look up your nearest Christian church, and call. Don't even introduce yerself, just ask ze pastor to explain last books of the bible to you. 2)Watch ze movies, play the game, read ze books. 3)Grab a bible and read.(heh, its all in thr  )
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:43 pm |
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See, now you made it more clear to the others and me 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:46 pm |
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Also, some people believe that the time that is spoken of in the Revelation comes now. The evil person is Saddam (though hes no longer free), the zunamis and world problems in recent years are connected with the Revelation, but ofcourse it has nothing to do with present time and also it is believed that the Revelation describes the times it was written in.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:53 pm |
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TacticalMedic wrote: Also, some people believe that the time that is spoken of in the Revelation comes now. The evil person is Saddam (though hes no longer free), the zunamis and world problems in recent years are connected with the Revelation, but ofcourse it has nothing to do with present time and also it is believed that the Revelation describes the times it was written in.
OMG! DON'T YOU EVER DAIR TO SAY SADDAM IS SATAN!!
if saddam if satan, who would god be...*ugh* bush *ugh*
Thats soo totally not true dude...
PS: satan got pwnd.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:57 pm |
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Lol, chill down, I didnt say it, its just some nubcakez comparing recent times with those in the Revelation... dam.....
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:58 pm |
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I for one do beleive that the times are now.
With ze war going on in Israel.
Bigger dissasters to come.
Btw, you would not know who satan is until the rapture. And when you do see him, he will be so likable that you won't even THINK its him. And you will like him. That is, if you don't know ze truth.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:01 pm |
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Oh yeah, now I see, it was called The Rapture, not some noobish Transfer, carryover shitzies. And Ill most likely wont be on Earth to see him coming... 
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JacksColon wrote: yes, but which one do you think enjoys taking it in the ass? that's the ultimate question and deciding factor for me 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:05 pm |
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Could happen at any moment >_>
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:07 pm |
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Lets just hope it doesnt 
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JacksColon wrote: yes, but which one do you think enjoys taking it in the ass? that's the ultimate question and deciding factor for me 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:08 pm |
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TacticalMedic wrote: Lol, chill down, I didnt say it, its just some nubcakez comparing recent times with those in the Revelation... dam.....
i was just kidding dude
@Draq: there were more dissasters in the past...they probably said the same thing ur now saying.
A few examples:
WOI
WOII
Tsunami
Earthquakes all over the world.
Other Civil wars.
EDIT: and they say the sadam/bin laden thingy war is "the holy war" of the muslims...don't know if it's true, but they got their attention.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:11 pm |
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TacticalMedic wrote: Lets just hope it doesnt 
Who cares. You'll be judged the same. Its coming to yah 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:12 pm |
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draquish wrote: TacticalMedic wrote: Lets just hope it doesnt  Who cares. You'll be judged the same. Its coming to yah 
IT'S BEHIND US, RUN!!
(southpark, global warming episode)
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 8:30 pm |
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The rapture, cuz that's how it's called, will take place soon. All signs point to this. In the book of Ezekiel is says that at the end of time god will gather his people from all over the world. The state of Israel has been created (49 years ago). So the end of everything is near. All believers will dissapear in the blink of an eye. This is what the book of revelation says: the people left behind will be forced to wear the anticrist's sign on the right hand or on the forehead, and they shall be under the anticrist's control. (think about today's biometric passports. high ranking US officials have a chip implanted into their right arm...). Think about those factors. The end is near, and God will judge the world soon.
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not that any of this shiz is real but for a fun life
Satan>God
jeez while your living to stay sinless its ..... boring
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:52 pm |
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The end is always near. A good christian fears and obeys, and hopes to be saved in the event that this ever happens. Personally I'm content with my lifestyle, let God decide whether I do good enough or not. Until then, I'm not going to lose sleep over it.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:49 pm |
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Convert to Judaism. We don't have a dogma regarding the afterlife. No hell ftw.
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