Why golf is arguably the best sport:

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

Cos it's about the only sport where you can drink while playing. Or smoke.

Heh heh. Otherwise golf is boring poo poo.

MastaChiefX · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4526 **Location:** Life.

Yea, but not professionally.

It is pretty fun, when you get to a north carolina course, huge hills, and you hit the ball and it just disapears in the distance.

Mad fun

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

im pretty serious when it comes to puttputt

Vandango · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4143 **Location:**

could u imagune being pissed and trying to putt lol

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

Yeah it'd take days. But it takes days for me to put sober as well, so at least I'd be having some fun.

Anh_Hung_Rom · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:15 pm

One of my best friend can shoot golf ball 90* from the direction he aims. I kid you not. He hits it in such a way that it shoots out at the direction of his front foot, then it goes into a wicked slice. There were a few times, he actually hits the guy in front of him at the golf range. Another time, his ball hits the railguard, bounces back and hits him.

I get a free ROFL every time.

One time, I told him "you know maybe you can lower your score if you aim at the opposite direction". LOL

iSteal · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 467

Hey..shut your ass man. I play golf as a living sport. I'm on the high school team and plan to be a pro golfer, do not make fun of this sport. In my opinion, it is the best sport to play and watch.

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

lol golf

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

iSTeaL wrote:

Hey..shut your ass man. I play golf as a living sport. I'm on the high school team and plan to be a pro golfer, do not make fun of this sport. In my opinion, it is the best sport to play and watch.

HAHA I WORK AT PEBBLE BEACH. IF YOU LIKE GOLF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF PEBBLE BEACH. I GET TO GOLF IN THIS BITCH FOR FREE. IT COSTS ALMOST $500 PER ROUND TO PLAY THERE. AHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK ASSHOLE!

And also I think I'd like to keep my ass open, just for you baby.

BrokenSaint · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:42 am

I bought a Callaway golf set but it was so damn expensive. What do you all have?

iSteal · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 467

BrokenSaint wrote:

I bought a Callaway golf set but it was so damn expensive. What do you all have?

Oh my dad got the Big Bertha Fusion for i think 800$. I'm a golf fanatic soo...here's my set
Putter: Oddessy XG White Hot #1
Wedges: Cleveland wedges 53, 56 and a 60
Irons: King Cobra
Woods: Cobra Speeds woods 5, 3 and Cobra Speed Driver(Speeds are new so i'm not too used to them yet)
EDIT: I cant hit my woods for crap right now, but my irons are just like Tiger Woods

and i'm proud

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

Blackchocob0 wrote:

iSTeaL wrote:

Hey..shut your ass man. I play golf as a living sport. I'm on the high school team and plan to be a pro golfer, do not make fun of this sport. In my opinion, it is the best sport to play and watch.

HAHA I WORK AT PEBBLE BEACH. IF YOU LIKE GOLF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF PEBBLE BEACH. I GET TO GOLF IN THIS BITCH FOR FREE. IT COSTS ALMOST $500 PER ROUND TO PLAY THERE. AHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK ASSHOLE!

And also I think I'd like to keep my ass open, just for you baby.

always know how to turn me on.

cin · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:06 am

Blackchocob0 wrote:

Cos it's about the only sport where you can drink while playing. Or smoke.

Heh heh. Otherwise golf is boring poo poo.

what about..

darts
billiards
snooker
etc.

lol

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

i dont trust a drunk person with darts

just sayin'

iSteal · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 467

Zypher wrote:

Blackchocob0 wrote:

iSTeaL wrote:

Hey..shut your ass man. I play golf as a living sport. I'm on the high school team and plan to be a pro golfer, do not make fun of this sport. In my opinion, it is the best sport to play and watch.

HAHA I WORK AT PEBBLE BEACH. IF YOU LIKE GOLF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF PEBBLE BEACH. I GET TO GOLF IN THIS BITCH FOR FREE. IT COSTS ALMOST $500 PER ROUND TO PLAY THERE. AHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK ASSHOLE!

And also I think I'd like to keep my ass open, just for you baby.

always know how to turn me on.

Lol you're one dumbass liar. I'm a member of the private club there and the green fee is only 400$...

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

WHY AM I A DUMBASS LIAR

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iSteal · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 467

Zypher wrote:

WHY AM I A DUMBASS LIAR

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Not you sorry, i quoted the wrong place XD

rek · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 2:58 am

iSTeaL wrote:

Zypher wrote:

Blackchocob0 wrote:

iSTeaL wrote:

Hey..shut your ass man. I play golf as a living sport. I'm on the high school team and plan to be a pro golfer, do not make fun of this sport. In my opinion, it is the best sport to play and watch.

HAHA I WORK AT PEBBLE BEACH. IF YOU LIKE GOLF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF PEBBLE BEACH. I GET TO GOLF IN THIS BITCH FOR FREE. IT COSTS ALMOST $500 PER ROUND TO PLAY THERE. AHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK ASSHOLE!

And also I think I'd like to keep my ass open, just for you baby.

always know how to turn me on.

Lol you're one dumbass liar. I'm a member of the private club there and the green fee is only 400$...

this is Blackchocob0

look at his sleeve

PimpC · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1119 **Location:**

Blackchocobo a pimp

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

iSTeaL wrote:

Zypher wrote:

Blackchocob0 wrote:

iSTeaL wrote:

Hey..shut your ass man. I play golf as a living sport. I'm on the high school team and plan to be a pro golfer, do not make fun of this sport. In my opinion, it is the best sport to play and watch.

HAHA I WORK AT PEBBLE BEACH. IF YOU LIKE GOLF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF PEBBLE BEACH. I GET TO GOLF IN THIS BITCH FOR FREE. IT COSTS ALMOST $500 PER ROUND TO PLAY THERE. AHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK ASSHOLE!

And also I think I'd like to keep my ass open, just for you baby.

always know how to turn me on.

Lol you're one dumbass liar. I'm a member of the private club there and the green fee is only 400$...

LMFAO you just called me a liar about that? Um maybe you're lying. It costs $450 somethin currently, and will soon be rising to over 500. And also you'd know that you can't play the course unless you also rent a room. Which costs almost a thousand dollars.

Come to the Chevron gas station in Pebble Beach next time you go, it's right across the street from the back of the Pebble Beach course Pro Shop, and call me a liar again. Oh and try and steal from me so I can **** your ass up without getting in trouble.

Oh and you just got corrected by Rek lol.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Working at a golf course must be such a kickass job.

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

Reise wrote:

Working at a golf course must be such a kickass job.

Well I don't work on the golf course lol, I make more money than most of those dudes do. Like caddies for instance. They get mad tips on a good day, but they make minimum wage lol. I make a hell of a lot more than min. wage, I'll tell you that much.

And my tips ain't all that bad in the summer and fall, either lol. Yesterday came out with a tidy little $41 bucks.

Therealmixmax2 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 399

The best part of the game is when you get into your little kart and drive toward the ball

i play silk road · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 919 **Location:**

so smoking and drinking makes a sport fun?

i think not, that defeats the object of exercise although, golf, isnt really exercise its just hitting a ball then bombing down the course in a dune buggy :roll:

XuChu · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 2429 **Location:** here

cheapest country to play golf: New Zealand greenest country in the world there are grass fields everywhere

but for the reason u play golf, u aint allowed to play golf in newzealand

non ego man · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:20 pm

Blackchocob0 wrote:

Come to the Chevron gas station in Pebble Beach next time you go, it's right across the street from the back of the Pebble Beach course Pro Shop...

Oh man, memories...

Walking down there from school and buying cigarettes at that shop next door and climbing down the rocks to the water right there for a smoke. I really hated HS, but I ain't never gonna complain about PB. You lucky bastich.

Enjoy. Wish I was there.

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

i play silk road wrote:

so smoking and drinking makes a sport fun?

i think not, that defeats the object of exercise although, golf, isnt really exercise its just hitting a ball then bombing down the course in a dune buggy :roll:

Dude you can't tell me whether smoking and drinking while playing makes a sport fun or not. It's fun to me, maybe not to you.

And seriously...you're not getting much excersice while golfing. Going for a long, brisk walk burns much more calories lol.

Blackchocob0 · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2840 **Location:** HIV, CA

non ego man wrote:

Blackchocob0 wrote:

Come to the Chevron gas station in Pebble Beach next time you go, it's right across the street from the back of the Pebble Beach course Pro Shop...

Oh man, memories...

Walking down there from school and buying cigarettes at that shop next door and climbing down the rocks to the water right there for a smoke. I really hated HS, but I ain't never gonna complain about PB. You lucky bastich.

Enjoy. Wish I was there.

Did you go to RLS??

i play silk road · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 919 **Location:**

cin wrote:

Blackchocob0 wrote:

Cos it's about the only sport where you can drink while playing. Or smoke.

Heh heh. Otherwise golf is boring poo poo.

what about..

darts
billiards
snooker
etc.

lol

omg snooker fFTW

anyway f its not an official game cant u drink and smoke whilst playing football,tennis etc anyway

non ego man · **Posted:** Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:43 pm

Blackchocob0 wrote:

Did you go to RLS??

Yep. And next time I get down there, please give me your pass. I can't afford to get into 17m drive.

Edit: oh yeah, and used to sneak onto Spyglass in the late afternoon for a couple of holes.

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