Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet?

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Evil Dust Bunnies.

Millenium · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 2732 **Location:** Waterloo

I found this. Self explanatory I guess. This earring would be cool tho. I want one :oops:

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

greecemilly wrote:

I found this. Self explanatory I guess. This earring would be cool tho. I want one :oops:

Thats being prepared my friend.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:52 am

XuChu wrote:

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

Same here.

grap3s04wr · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:29 am

yea a human skeleton :roll:

Jacy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:59 pm

Lmao.
I was at a friends house also but it wasn't her parents gettin busy it was her grandparents! omg that was terrible.

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

oh god old people sex :oops:

BTW
welcome to srf aquaintance *cough*

Jacy · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:06 pm

Why thank you buddyyy

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

lmao
*cough* *cough*

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

You think you got it rough, finding something in the closet

I walked in on my parents

Later in life

They got revenge

Eye for an eye I suppose

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

hehe when my mom was in between my dad and my step dad we had a tiny house and they used to lock me up and do it >.<
small house big guy
*shudders*

and then my dad and his ex fiance on the floor above me while I was in a bunk bed

I thought the bed would collapse :banghead:

Ryoko · **Joined:** Dec 2005 **Posts:** 6390 **Location:**

[SD]Xyzzzy wrote:

hehe when my mom was in between my dad and my step dad we had a tiny house and they used to lock me up and do it >.<

OK I interpreted that completely wrong but now I understand

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

lmao
no not what I meant XD

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

dom wrote:

Xyzzzy wrote:

Hostage wrote:

Xyzzzy wrote:

XuChu wrote:

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD

its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant*

catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at? :wink:

Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.

I read in a magazine that porn can be used to make sex more intresting like try out the moves on ur partner and what not

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:39 am

greecemilly wrote:

I found this. Self explanatory I guess. This earring would be cool tho. I want one :oops:

I found some of this kind lol

Blurred · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 2894 **Location:**

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

Blurred wrote:

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:54 am

StuckUP wrote:

Blurred wrote:

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

_Lana_ wrote:

StuckUP wrote:

Blurred wrote:

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

.....I doubt it....and I need to know where u get ur avis from....I like them

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:01 am

StuckUP wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

StuckUP wrote:

Blurred wrote:

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

.....I doubt it....and I need to know where u get ur avis from....I like them

Was it long so she thought it was a lightsaber... ?
They make them in 8 inches max... I think..... No i didnt use any of them they hurt as hell.....

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

_Lana_ wrote:

StuckUP wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

StuckUP wrote:

Blurred wrote:

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

.....I doubt it....and I need to know where u get ur avis from....I like them

Was it long so she thought it was a lightsaber... ?
They make them in 8 iches max... I think..... No i didnt use any of them they hurt as hell.....

I lost u there

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:14 am

Ok.... "Who the hell use dildos anymore ?"

And lighsabers are not long 8 inches...

woutR · **Posted:** Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:59 am

StuckUP wrote:

dom wrote:

Xyzzzy wrote:

Hostage wrote:

Xyzzzy wrote:

XuChu wrote:

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD

its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant*

catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at? :wink:

Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.

I read in a magazine that porn can be used to make sex more intresting like try out the moves on ur partner and what not

u couldn't figure that out yourself? :roll:

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

_Lana_ wrote:

Ok.... "Who the hell use dildos anymore ?"

And lighsabers are not long 8 inches...

Lightsabers? Those are so StarwarsXcore.

They add warmth and light to every jedi's love life.

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

woutR wrote:

StuckUP wrote:

dom wrote:

Xyzzzy wrote:

Hostage wrote:

Xyzzzy wrote:

XuChu wrote:

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD

its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant*

catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at? :wink:

Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.

I read in a magazine that porn can be used to make sex more intresting like try out the moves on ur partner and what not

u couldn't figure that out yourself? :roll:

no i was just pointing it out to them and no, it didn't come to mind bc I have a innocent mind^^

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

Itonami wrote:

_Lana_ wrote:

Ok.... "Who the hell use dildos anymore ?"

And lighsabers are not long 8 inches...

Lightsabers? Those are so StarwarsXcore.

They add warmth and light to every jedi's love life.

XD.....and I'm so sick of seeing these JC Penny and Burlington(who ever goes there anymore?) commercials

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