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[MD]Bowz
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Post subject: Blonde Jokes  Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:20 am |
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I know many people would in there life time have heard some funny blonde jokes and this is your time to tell them to other people.
I will start with an example:
There was a red head a blonde and a brunette on a island.
To get home they had to swim 50m
They wanted to swim home.
The brunette swum 20m and drowned and the red head swum 30m and drowned.
The blonde swum 25m got tired and then swum back to the island.
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell because she has a grenade in her mouth.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Please share 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:30 pm |
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what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert?
vacume cleaning 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:46 pm |
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poehalcho wrote: what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert? vacume cleaning i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like
Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert?
A. Trying to eat it.
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Priam
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:51 pm |
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XemnasXD wrote: poehalcho wrote: what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert? vacume cleaning i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert? A. Trying to eat it. ew no!
Desert -> Dust -> Endless vacume cleaning.
Yes, It's that hard to get.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:53 pm |
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Priam wrote: XemnasXD wrote: poehalcho wrote: what is a dumb blond doing in a dessert? vacume cleaning i don't get it...wouldn't a better one be like Q.what is a dumb blond doing in a desert? A. Trying to eat it. ew no! Desert -> Dust -> Endless vacume cleaning. Yes, It's that hard to get. deserts are sandy not dusty.....if i were a blonde i'd be so confused at his point in the thread
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Priam
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:54 pm |
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ffs. to rational. loosen up
Blonde jokes are SO popular in Holland, cus blonde dutch girls are usually kinda stupid.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:59 pm |
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I'm Blonde..
I don't like these Jokes...
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 2:27 pm |
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I'm blonde too..
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:02 pm |
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TwelveEleven wrote: I'm blonde too..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you get it ? 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:26 pm |
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heroo wrote: TwelveEleven wrote: I'm blonde too.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you get it ?  No
oh bastet
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:32 pm |
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BlackFox wrote: heroo wrote: TwelveEleven wrote: I'm blonde too.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you get it ? No oh bastet hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:42 pm |
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There was a red head a blonde and a brunette on a island with a magic lamp.
The blonde wishs she was smarter and spells sos
The brunette wishes she was a red head and makes a boat
The red head wishs she was a man..and walks across the bridge
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:48 pm |
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Bastet wrote: BlackFox wrote: heroo wrote: TwelveEleven wrote: I'm blonde too.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you get it ? No oh bastet hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil yea i like it hehehe ,yes Only see what you post we can guess ,Bastet Evil write it Or Bastet Angel or bouth 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:49 pm |
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Use the almighty comma:
Hard to read some of them.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:55 pm |
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BlackFox wrote: Bastet wrote: BlackFox wrote: heroo wrote: TwelveEleven wrote: I'm blonde too.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you get it ? No oh bastet hehe do you like?? Thats me, a little angel hmm or a devil yea i like it hehehe ,yes Only see what you post we can guess ,Bastet Evil write it Or Bastet Angel or bouth There is 2 sides to me, there is the sweet innocent girl every one knows and there is the dark naughty side to me, that only a few know 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:00 pm |
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Bastet wrote: and there is the dark naughty side to me, that only a few know BlackFox wrote: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... is blabla SeCrEt?
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 5:53 pm |
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cin wrote:
oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:09 pm |
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BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol8.5/10
no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj.
anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xP
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:11 pm |
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love it fox, 10/10
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:32 pm |
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cin wrote: BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol8.5/10 no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj. anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xPwell I can fix little more on Your CAT .. But I see you dont want it hmm
Thanks Priam 
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:35 pm |
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BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol8.5/10 no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj. anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xPwell I can fix little more on Your CAT . that code language for blabla? oO
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:42 pm |
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cin wrote: BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: oh my good what happend whit your Cat ..Cin lol8.5/10 no flow, lighting&txt need some work. but gj. anyways, mess with the man.. but do not mess with the cat <_> bad foxy! xPwell I can fix little more on Your CAT . that code language for blabla? oO no its not...  you put in on you avy .
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:44 pm |
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yes. it was time for a temporary change.
gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:46 pm |
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cin wrote: yes. it was time for a temporary change. gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>oh ... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:48 pm |
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BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: yes. it was time for a temporary change. gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>oh ... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe dont you ever say that again <_>. the hat will be back!
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 6:52 pm |
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cin wrote: BlackFox wrote: cin wrote: yes. it was time for a temporary change. gonnabe very short term avy me thinks.. but its cin worthy. its a masterpiece <_>oh ... well looks little better not the green stuff you cat had before hehehe dont you ever say that again <_>. the hat will be back! the nice green hat your cat had looks so green and green hmm ...
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:31 pm |
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How to get a dumb blond crazy?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:43 pm |
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oh @ cin
LOL
The cat have a hat ,
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:55 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:04 pm |
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I'm blonde -.-;
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