The smurf life

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

Smurfette doesn't ****.
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Just though I'd share that, not sure who wrote it.
It never fails to give me a good laugh though

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

..... lol.

_Banned · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 228

-____-#

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:50 pm

what the....

LIES

stop picking on us cause we'r blue

-edit-

and ffs what the hell were you googling to find this? smurf-porn ? <_<

ranger4life · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 2526 **Location:**

Snudge wrote:

..... lol.

+1

_Lana_ · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:39 pm

WTF ? <__<

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

Uh. That's an interesting standpoint on the smurfs. I'd like to meet whoever wrote that and ask him if he can share whatever it is he's smoking.

StealMySoda · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 5245 **Location:**

Only a 13 year old :roll:

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

for your information it was convo between my 16 year old friend and her boyfriend thank you.
lol
IDK why I posted it, just wanted a giggle

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:06 pm

If you find this funny i suggest you make an appointment with your local shrink

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:33 pm

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

I ask for a ban

Shadowman20818 · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1506

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

I ask for a ban

Smurfism

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

*sigh*

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Smurfs suck.

BlackFox · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:47 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:

what the....

LIES

stop picking on us cause we'r blue

-edit-

and ffs what the hell were you googling to find this? smurf-porn ? <_<

LMAO o.O

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:49 pm

Reise wrote:

Smurfs suck.

zomg /BAN

smurfette gave me blue ball last night

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Reise wrote:

Smurfs suck.

zomg /BAN

smurfette gave me blue ball last night

If you're a smurf shouldn't blue balls be normal?

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:00 am

Reise wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Reise wrote:

Smurfs suck.

zomg /BAN

smurfette gave me blue ball last night

If you're a smurf shouldn't blue balls be normal?

smurfette is a bitch I have blue balls all day

StaticX · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 814

I think smurfs suck mini cock! :oops:

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:29 am

Its from Donnie Darko....

i liked that movie.....

Meow · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 1872 **Location:**

XemnasXD wrote:

Its from Donnie Darko....

i liked that movie.....

+1

Sharp324 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4383 **Location:**

Hmm...only funny cause i just finished watching robot chicken, had a thing with the smurfs

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_qtZszMzoI

Had to :twisted:

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

I don't get it, first you say she was made for gangbangs, then you say smurfs are asexual... Which one is it, papa smurf!!??

Also, I always figured she was the bitch of the village, just makes sense y'know?

Kinda bad quality... Here is original: (and wtf, why were you looking for this anyways? I just followed link in a reply, lol) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

[EDIT:] Eugh, now I have the "Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" song stuck in my head.

Thanks alot :banghead:

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

[SD]Rainigul wrote:

I don't get it, first you say she was made for gangbangs, then you say smurfs are asexual... Which one is it, papa smurf!!??

Also, I always figured she was the bitch of the village, just makes sense y'know?

Kinda bad quality... Here is original: (and wtf, why were you looking for this anyways? I just followed link in a reply, lol) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

[EDIT:] Eugh, now I have the "Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" song stuck in my head.

Thanks alot :banghead:

like I said I got it from a friend, I didnt google it XD

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:07 pm

omg ...

deep.in · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:23 am

Fat_Smurf wrote:

omg ...

Madness? THIS, IS, SMURFaaaaa...

BrokenSaint · **Posted:** Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:41 am

deep.in wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

omg ...

Madness? THIS, IS, SMURFaaaaa...

lol CORNY~!! :roll:

ranger4life · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 2526 **Location:**

Shadowman20818 wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Quote:

2) Be a bigot. Post SS of globals, whispers, or other interactions with a member of a particular race, nationality, religion, sex, etc. that is meant to defame, degrade, or ridicule them for being a member of that class. Make threads about how much you hate people from X and how they are ruining the game for you. Put racist slogans, images, etc. in your sig/avatar. Screw it up once and you get a warning. Ignore that warning and you will lose the right to post, display signatures, etc. Continue to defy and you will be banned, period.

I ask for a ban

Smurfism

ROFL

lol i never seen a fat smurf in the forums hehe

get off your cpu fatasss smurf (jk)

does this look like you ?

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

Is he single?

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