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 Post subject: The smurf life
PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 7:34 pm 
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Smurfette doesn't ****.
That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?
What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.
Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape.
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?


Just though I'd share that, not sure who wrote it.
It never fails to give me a good laugh though :)

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also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.


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..... lol.

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what the....


LIES

stop picking on us cause we'r blue :x :( :x :cry: :cry:

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and ffs what the hell were you googling to find this? smurf-porn ? <_<

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..... lol.

+1 :D

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Uh. That's an interesting standpoint on the smurfs. I'd like to meet whoever wrote that and ask him if he can share whatever it is he's smoking.

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Only a 13 year old :roll: :P

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for your information it was convo between my 16 year old friend and her boyfriend thank you.
lol
IDK why I posted it, just wanted a giggle

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also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.


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If you find this funny i suggest you make an appointment with your local shrink :P

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*sigh*

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Smurfs suck.

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what the....


LIES

stop picking on us cause we'r blue :x :( :x :cry: :cry:

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and ffs what the hell were you googling to find this? smurf-porn ? <_<


LMAO o.O :P

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Smurfs suck.



zomg /BAN



smurfette gave me blue ball last night :(

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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Reise wrote:
Smurfs suck.



zomg /BAN



smurfette gave me blue ball last night :(


If you're a smurf shouldn't blue balls be normal?

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Reise wrote:
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zomg /BAN



smurfette gave me blue ball last night :(


If you're a smurf shouldn't blue balls be normal?



smurfette is a bitch I have blue balls all day :x

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I think smurfs suck mini cock! :oops:

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Its from Donnie Darko....



i liked that movie.....

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XemnasXD wrote:
Its from Donnie Darko....



i liked that movie.....


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Hmm...only funny cause i just finished watching robot chicken, had a thing with the smurfs

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_qtZszMzoI

Had to :twisted:

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I don't get it, first you say she was made for gangbangs, then you say smurfs are asexual... Which one is it, papa smurf!!??

Also, I always figured she was the bitch of the village, just makes sense y'know?

Kinda bad quality... Here is original: (and wtf, why were you looking for this anyways? I just followed link in a reply, lol) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

[EDIT:] Eugh, now I have the "Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" song stuck in my head.

Thanks alot :banghead:


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[SD]Rainigul wrote:
I don't get it, first you say she was made for gangbangs, then you say smurfs are asexual... Which one is it, papa smurf!!??

Also, I always figured she was the bitch of the village, just makes sense y'know?

Kinda bad quality... Here is original: (and wtf, why were you looking for this anyways? I just followed link in a reply, lol) http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

[EDIT:] Eugh, now I have the "Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?" song stuck in my head.

Thanks alot :banghead:

like I said I got it from a friend, I didnt google it XD

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omg ... :banghead:

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omg ... :banghead:


Madness? THIS, IS, SMURFaaaaa...

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Madness? THIS, IS, SMURFaaaaa...


lol CORNY~!! :roll:

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lol i never seen a fat smurf in the forums hehe

get off your cpu fatasss smurf (jk)

does this look like you ?



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